Honey Bunches of Goats

Enjoy victory. Im a woman

[sorryconky]

should i start carrying around a deck of cards and doing magic tricks for random children i see in public

obviously yes

i’m a loser

Voting ended onAug 16, 2025

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[sorryconky]

I think it’s weird when guys are really into sucking on tits. It’s just too plainly mommy issues like. It’s too obvious. Like u literally wanna do the thing you’ve only ever done with your mom before with me? As part of sex? Like fr?

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[sorryconky]

i’m just saying fucking this stupid fucking bitch going on a fucking INTERNATIONAL trip with this fucking random fucking girl that he’s “””””””in loovee”””””” with fuck you man how much did you love her when you were cumming in my mouth last week like what the fuck why do i never get to be the one who fucking wins why is it that every fucking win i get is like some fat unemployed loser with no job no car no license who lives with his crackhead mom being obsessed with me for a year like what the fuck fuck everything i literally deserve the fucking world i’m the best person for a hundred miles why do i have to fucking struggle like what the fuck is this shit ass fucking bullshit fucking shit cunt ass fucking fuck world fuck this shit

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[hieronymouscock]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 7 hours 49 minutes

[dogpuppy]

[sorryconky]

this is the whole tumblr post.

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[captain-price-returns]

[sorryconky]

at least i saw a little beaver. god. at least i saw a beaver god. forgive me for what ive done god and even more for what ive not but please. never forget i saw a little beaver.

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[peregrinethegryphon]

Expectation:

Reality:

Dorsal Light Response - a reflex that causes insects to turn their backs towards a light source to orient themselves during flight.

[libraryleopard]

Are you ever just constantly struck by how women are not allowed to have body hair in film or TV