I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of āWhat do you mean, I canāt have garlic? Do you know where Iām from?ā
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#canāt go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Canāt go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they canāt go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but youād have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has noĀ vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, sheās gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before
(via @tchallabread)
Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck.Ā
























