Hockey has taken over my life!

Becca, 26, Colorado Avalanche, Washington Capitals,general hockey shenanigans, Theatre obsessed. A mess of a multifandom blog.

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[copperbadge]

Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck. 

[fuwaprince]

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[scum-vullage]

keep yourselves safe!

[more-incorect-quotes]

I love you all so much, please stay.

[irontarg]

Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now.

[kpfun]

[andrebearakovsky]

quick i need a photo or smth of christian djoos i need to see visual evidence of someone i vibe with

[andrebearakovsky]

yes. there he is. my constant mood. i feel empathized with already

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[thornescratch]

Media: Can you believe Ovi is now the oldest player on the team?

Backstrom:  *deadpan* Yeah, I can. *laughs* No, I just think it’s so cool that he got his own cereal.

Media: Have you tried it?

Backstrom:  No, I haven’t tried it. But I asked him if he could bring some, because my kids want some. So, hopefully I’ll get it for free.

Media: Nick, going back to Ovi– oldest guy on the team you know.

Backstrom:   *laughs* What’s that? Yeah, yeah.

Media: Going back to him, speaking to him earlier, he said you guys had been together since day one. What does your friendship with him mean to you?

Backstrom:  It means a lot. I mean, I think he, he’s been, he meant a lot for me, especially the first couple years. Took me under his wing… and then, when we got older, I took him under my wing. *smiles* No, it means a lot, he’s a great guy, he’s so funny, I think… there’s never a boring day around that guy. It’s just the way he is.

Media: What did you say when you saw him after the bicycle accident?

Backstrom:  *heavy sigh* The first thing I asked him, “did you wear a helmet?” He said, “yeah.” So… that’s Ovi. *laughs* Summer with Ovi.

Media: Has anyone, has a player ever gotten him so bad as the bicycle accident got him?

Backstrom:   No, I think that was the worst I’ve seen him. *laughs* He’s gotta be careful. He should maybe just stick to hockey, right?

Holy shit, Nick cannot stop smiling fondly and laughing while talking about Ovi for a good chunk of his media day interview.

[puckinginsane]

Some dog content from Segs this morning

All of the videos

[anzekopistar]

Tom Wilson gets attacked by a hoard of children teammates

CHI vs WSH | 9/16/19

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[tooiconic]

wow this is a fucking mood

[incrediblyferal]

assistant captain tom wilson - wsh v chi - 9.16.19

[titobeauvilliers]

love a ot gwg scorer | 16.09.19

[9116]

via @mapleleafs

[9116]

@mapleleafs: Hey wait a minute 🤔

[kumeko]

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

[mcstack]

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

[rael-rider]

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

[nerdgerhl]

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

[catbountry]

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

[incognitomoustache]

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

[fipindustries]

this for people to truly understand superman

[ghostalebrije]

…. :’<

[keenarnor]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead. This is top quality Superman

[sagolii-sandcat]

[mitchmarner]

Kurtis Gabriel said he’s keeping pride tape on his stick for the rest of his NHL career, and maybe some men deserve rights

[nicohischier]

kurtis gabriel is the ONLY valid hockey player thank you and good night!