sorryifImrude

I've got no clue what's going on half of the time tbh 😭

[thememedaddy]

[oopshidaisyy]

thinking about how paul mccartney spent the year 1969 putting the five stages of grief to music and no one even did a welfare check

[oopshidaisyy]

denial (two of us), anger (you never give me your money), bargaining (oh! darling), depression (the long and winding road), acceptence (let it be)

[oopshidaisyy]

plus the one about killing people with a hammer

[thememedaddy]

[mash4077th]

Hawkeye, laying across three whole hospital beds: everyone always asks "where's hawkeye" and never "how's hawkeye?"

Radar, taking notes on a etch-a-sketch: go on

[naser-atya22]

"Ramadan Without My Mom…"

Before I write this, I paused for a long time… I didn't know where to begin.

My name is Nasr. This is my first Ramadan without my mom and my sister. The emptiness they left behind isn't just in our home — it's in every moment, every suhoor, every iftar.

I am the oldest among my younger siblings, and a responsibility I never imagined now rests on my shoulders. I try to stay strong in front of them, I try to smile and make them feel like everything is okay… but deep inside? I'm scared.

Eid is coming… and I don't know how to bring them joy. These kids deserve happiness. They deserve Eid gifts. They deserve a smile.

At the same time, my dream of continuing my university education has been delayed — not because I don't want to, but because the circumstances are bigger than me.

I'm not asking for pity. I'm asking for a helping hand.

Any support, no matter how small, will make a huge difference for me and my little siblings this Ramadan and Eid.

🔗 Donation Link:

Naser’s Hope: A Teen Survivor Trying to Begin Again

My name is Naser AbuThaher. I’m 18 years old, and I live in Gaza.

May God bless you just for reading this. 🤍

[aformofnerdlife42]

that must have been a wild day to wake up drunk ass fuck in the brig

[geologyin-blog]

Stunning opal find from Mintabie, South Australia!

Photo: South Australian Opal Traders

[anamcaramia]

Sammich

[goblinbugthing]

[canlifechillforasecond]

[hellostuffedtiger]

Star Trek mental health counselors at a conference trading horror stories realize they’re all talking about Miles O’Brien.

[freelance-abortionist]

🧑🏻You take 1️⃣1️⃣ string beans 🫘, 1️⃣ onion 🧅, half a radish 🫜🫜 and 4️⃣ banamas 🍌🍌🍌🍌. 🧑🏼‍🦱 you mix 🥄🥄🥄it all up and you 🫵🏻... and you 🫵🏻 let it soak for6️⃣ weeks. (🧑🏻🗓️Days) (👩🏼You better write 📝this down) 🧑🏻Then you look 👀 around 👀 and you find the tallest 🔝 tree 🌳 and you hang 🪢 the stuff 🥣 in an emena bag 💼 , and you let it lay there for 1️⃣8️⃣ weeks (🧑🏼‍🦱Days🗓️)

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[awesomelyanon]

Do you ever think during particularly boring days Odo has to fight the Soup Instinct™

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[beardedmrbean]

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[beardedmrbean]

If we're lucky this is the voice we're going to hear singing to us when we get to heaven

[afropiscesism]

trying this again; black trans and disabled, trying to get on disability while unemployed but needs help on back rent and utilities. donate if you’re able, please share if you can’t 🤍

https://cash.app/$Avibb

https://venmo.com/u/avibb

https://www.paypal.me/avibbk

pls ask for z*lle if needed

0/400

[afropiscesism]

First pic is my landlords, second is my bank account, i could really use a miracle right now bc i fully owe utilities now too

[afropiscesism]

210/400

🫶🏾

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.