Can you not.

Keenan/20/#wisco

[meanplastic]

[juuliaroberts]

[sickfuture]

[unclefather]

Thank you. I will

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[lindsaychrist]

new covergirl wtesilkcsk freiusit sprisizdters

[flippyspoon]

uh that’s genius

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[everythingfox]

“His favorite place is his bed.”

(Source)

[lostovae]

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

[freakinfishtank]

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

[nemeshii]

Literally just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this post 🤔

[twitterlols]

[tsunderrated]

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]

[catchymemes]

Local council called out on Twitter

[missanthropicprinciple]

Maximum levels of petty.

[airandangels]

Get your act together Darren.

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[charlesoberonn]

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[sexycraisinthanos]

Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ororosmunroe]

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

[walkingdorito]

[anxietyproblem]

[realsadjewishhours]

This was literally a hate crime.

[brokeshibe]

I’m about to go feral over this

[dicktouching]

It’s like they finally tapped into the insanity of this generation’s humor and went hog fucking wild.