[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"greyhounds are beautiful gentle dogs--" ok you lost me there. they look like poisoners... they look like they receive psychosexual thrills from poisoning. is that "gentle"?

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[weepingchoir]

The body was like that when we found it. Tox screen has him crossfaded on music and pictures. It’s a new trend. Street kids call it “movies”.

[miamaimania]

“Mood Swing Pin” ☀ Playful expression of emotional variability in a metallic design.

[girlnephew]

[veganpussyy]

*holds your hand while i give you head*

[gunfuckr]

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[anomaloc4ris]

🪹 [0 beers in] i just wanna be good

[aqwult]

guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.

[heartbreakrevolver]

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

[oncanvas]

Indecision, Ed Ruscha, 1982

Oil on canvas 59.56 x 65.38 in. (151.3 x 166.1 cm) The Menil Collection, Houston, TX, USA

[ilovepreservationists-deactivat]

Come Outside In The Evening Lets Play Again I Miss You A Lot.

[vee-dmsr]

[medievaljournalist]

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

[deep-state-partisan]