only 4 awards from an EGOT

shleepy

[sosoubrette]

helloooo 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 ₊ ⊹ intro post of sorts shannon/shan | she/any | 27 | ♈︎♍︎♍︎ art tag strawpage AO3: shan_nohn

ko-fi instagram tiktok twitter bluesky art requests: open thru askbox only (completing them as i have the time to, sometimes life gets in the way can u believe that?) commissions: open! check out the info here discord: available to mutuals upon request ★ Feel free to use my art for pfp/banners/edits/etc. as long as you include credit (in bio/in post/etc.). However, commissioned artwork can only be used by the original recipient so pls refrain from using those pieces if you did not commission the work.

DMs are welcomed but im lowkey not always the best at replying immediately on tumblr so apologies in advance if it seems like i left you on read (>皿<) long-standing fandoms: south park moomins hunterxhunter one piece warrior cats content info: overall sfw but mature topics/themes/content may crop up & will be tagged + labelled appropriately. previews may be uploaded onto this account but any explicitly nsfw full art i make in the future will likely be hosted on a platform like patreon or kofi. for >18 users: feel free to interact thru likes, reblogs, comments, asks but please avoid direct messages my unserious kinlist:

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

[pharmersonly]

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

[justsomeguycore]

who up momenting they mori

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[stella-draws-things]

[vampirefabio]

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

[perception-filter]

(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you

[sosoubrette]

type of friend group where it never looks like theyre going to the same function

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[sosoubrette]

old man found snoring

[hustlerose]

sucking the balls doesn't even do anything

[grimeclown]

I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......