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The guy in charge of approving ads:
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
DEAR READER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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@sothatwasconfusing
another perfect ad on this perfect website
The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!
The guy in charge of approving ads:
imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself
Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way
I literally wore the same shirt today because of this
Me too lmao. I love ur smell
Can y'all use the new message system.
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
He’s not playing with it
He’s eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”
I am 5’5”
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
@jaimistoryteller
first donut pic, feeling kinda shy please be kind
wouldn’t it be insane if you took a picture of your foot squished down into the middle of the donut, covered in frosting and sprinkles, with frosting squishing out btween ur toes lmao could you iamgine
unless........
sir hello ?
This is the real photo
Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.
"Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far" compilation where #1 is Liu Bang founding the Han Dynasty
hold on i gotta Google something. Okay that's funny
People are asking what this means, so:
Liu Bang was a provincial constable (basically a sheriff) in Classical China who one day was transporting some prisoners who escaped. The penalty for allowing prisoners to escape was death, so my man looked at his prospects and said "welp, in for a penny, in for a pound" and decided to go join up with the dudes who'd been his prisoners 5 minutes ago. This kicked off a chain of events that led to him becoming a bandit chief and eventually a rebel general and ended with him overthrowing the Qin dynasty and becoming Emperor Gaozu of Han.
And you think you had a weird day at work
*fucks up at my job* “Welp. Time to overthrow the government”
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
Why are you promoting drug use on your blog
stop being funny on my own post
this poor man
This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.
oh it’s perfect in every way
I absolutely hate it
You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg
Ceci n'est pas une orb
shut up im MLM fuck you
IDC about your essential oils
No way out
idiot jail for ignorant beasts
Sisyphus