so there's that

It's mostly dance parties and sarcasm around these parts.

[sotheresthat]

Vegetables are very important.

[sotheresthat]

ayo tumblrinos

I don’t post much any more because my feed has gotten overwhelming, but I still love you nerds and I’m bored as shit at work so I just started a whole new Tumblr. TADA. So if you get followed by somebody who looks like me and sounds like me it’s probably just me, no need to fear.

[sotheresthat]

Spring’s finally arrived, it’s hammock time!

[allisonfoley]

[barricadeur]

John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.

[ka-te-fe-ar-deactivated20180905]

Every News Headline: Congress is full of old dudes who don’t understand how Facebook works. It’s almost like they try to legislate things they don’t understand.

Women everywhere: Tell us more.

[sighinastorm]

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

[monstermonii]

Thats just how geese are.

[sotheresthat]

Before I scrolled down I was like, “have you met a goose? They’re top notch dicks!”

[isitsafe]

T’Challa was a contestant on Black Jeopardy.

I laughed until I cried.

[sotheresthat]

I have a friend at the house today, not just a friend, but the very one who saved a certain orange hellbeast from the side of the road but that seems to matter not because SOMEONE is entirely unimpressed with the houseguest.

[sotheresthat]

Things I just yelled at my cat

“YOUVE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR STOMACH, YOU HAVE TO RELAX!”

[c00kandtell]

the chef’s choice pulled pork sando w/ a slaw & a mustard bbq sauce 😩😘🍔👌🏻 #foodporn #weeklyspecials #pintsplates #cooklife #pdxeats

[texnessa]

I am going to take some of the ham hock we use for croquettes and make a pulled pork sandwich with real Carolina sauce. Gonna blow some English minds.

[philly-punks-and-skins]

One that sounds bomb. Two interested to see their reactions.

[sotheresthat]

I know I’m biased because I live here, but Carolina mustard sauce is the only way to go.

[sotheresthat]

!!!!!!!!

[cecille-b-deactivated20200614]

tag urself, i’m 👆🏻boiled can

[womaninterrupted]

I’m Cathedral Window Candy.

[sotheresthat]

Sad cake!

[peggy-faces]

[peggy-faces]

This is the Money Peggy. Reblog in 500 seconds and money will come your way soon.

[imaginarycircus]

Take the survey. It’s fun.

[thewightknight]

The 25 Best Protest Signs from the March For Our Lives

[deargooftroop]

“I have zero opinions about anything in my teeny Paul Thomas Anderson-less head. Please, tell me more about Boogie Nights. Quote it for me! There wouldn’t be any chance you have fun facts about Mark Wahlberg? I love that. Open your mouth and never close it until you have told me every single thing you know about Boogie Nights.”

[sotheresthat]

“ Thank you for making sure I realize I don’t know anything at all about anything and especially not anything about your boy “P.T.” I really am learning so much about film from you, a financial consultant at Goldman Sachs! “