legally everything is satire

please don't fire me

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[mintcrows]

you get my baby thread too because when you notice how blatant it is its very funny (to not say sad)

and an edit for fun

[cloevr]

[propanepimp]

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[thememedaddy]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[oneheadtoanother]

[ryebreadgf]

something something the poetry of science etc

[ryebreadgf]

woah

[dramaticwriter]

yeah

[perfectreactionpictures]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[weedass]

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

how dare you make me read this