legally everything is satire

please don't fire me

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[claypigeonpottery]

@bazanite you are so correct

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[my-dailydreams]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[lady-sapphyre]

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[importantcatpics]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[blond-shell]

[toskarin]

"this game BROKE me" gets thrown around as clickbait a good bit, but I gave borderlands 3 a try and at one point early on a character went off on an unfunny standup rant that lasted just long enough that I felt something snap and just closed the game and never opened it again

[toskarin]

from the outside you wouldn't have been able to tell how annoyed I was up until the point where my frenzy gauge filled and I kinda grabbed my face and made a croaking noise from all the white hot strain of trying to power through the writing