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not today 🍞 bonus panels (and access to my new Plucked Up series) on my patreon! <3

[ffandomxtrashh]

Right hand man in a nutshell:

Aaron burr: the pride of Mount Vernon, George Washington!

George, barging into the room: GUYS WE’RE FUCKED!

[thesevenumbrellas]

🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳………. 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳……. 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳… 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳 🦕

Yum

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[thesevenumbrellas]

[rogue-thirteen]

🌳🦕 🧜🏽‍♂️🦖

[ghostvibesonly]

Burr: hey sir i just wanna ask why you chose alexander to be your right hand over me, i have tons of ideas on how to help us win the war and he’s also extremely reckless and impulsive

Washington: well burr, hamilton has three friends. do you have three friends?

Burr:

Washington: i don’t even think you have one friend

Burr:

Washington: see that’s what i thought

[utwo]

The loneliest House in the WORLD - Iceland

© © Hörður Kristleifsson

[mostardently]

Exactly

[rowark]

Hamilton: An American Musical FULL SOUNDTRACK

@emettkaysworld this is the entire soundtrack in one video… I think I am responsible for at least 1 million of its 15 million views lmao

[soulofsilence]

I’ve given them at least 3 million on the youtube music album. I used to listen to the entire album twice a day 🤣

[unrealunearths]

people are punished for being poor in every aspect of life

[blackgirlsreverything]

[ceekari]

All things that you should not have to be rich in order to do

[eldritchsandwich]

#those things shouldn't be fucking pipe dreams!

[penandinkprincess]

oH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SHARE

I FINALLY GOT TO USE THE ‘well i don’t trust the government’ AGAINST AN ANTI-MASKER THIS WEEKEND

i was buying wood at the camp ground and the store clerk pitched a bitch fit about not being able to understand me through the mask and then rolled her eyes and informed me we don’t have to wear those anymore bc the mandate’s already been lifted

AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE

WHEN I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

AND SAID

“oh, well I don’t trust what the government says. I’d rather make up my own mind.”

UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER

[obnoxiouslyobsessive]

ID: tweet from @ShotgunWife with text reading “just some ideas” followed by a meme image of a generic, black mask overlayed with the following text.

keeping wearing a mask because it’s fun…

use these lines when asked “why are you wearing that?”

“it’s a free country, I ain’t no sheep, no government gonna tell me when I can wear a mask, my body my choice, it’s for religious reasons, I’m just ugly fuck off.”

The last line of text in the image reads by “now it’s our turn”.

/End ID

[haru-n-harkel]

responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with “‘Cause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.” using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went “A'ight. fair ‘nuff.”, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Post by @greelin “like I’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face again. in a TARGET, no less”]

[byjove]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

[tumbwr]

do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.

[tumbwr]

what the hell. what’s goign on. are you all pranking me

[soulofsilence]

got the ‘vid, as my students say 😬

[soulofsilence]

please don’t let me lose my sense of smell or taste. food is my ONE joy in life :p

[soulofsilence]

got the ‘vid, as my students say 😬

[unbotheredmuse]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gomi-chandesu]

Peak shihtzu behavior

[milkygastrobones]

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending