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@soulsearchiings
Hey, everybody! As you may have noticed, I’m not on here anymore. Life has been taking up a lot of time and I’ve lost interest, unfortunately. However, I have moved to discord! If you’re interested in continuing rping, creating a group, or just chatting, hmu!! Even if we’ve barely talked, I do miss each and every one of you. My discord is spoileralert#9872 I hope to see some of you stop by!
tornreality:
❝ Don’t you worry, I wouldn’t say that you are! Besides, I love to help people out whenever I get the chance, ❞ she reassured her. Nora seemed like a nice girl, bubbly and bright. It was nice to have a little positivity when you had the chance. Stopping up by a nearby pizza restaurant, Kiran looked over at her to ensure if it was decent. ❝ Is this okay? Don’t worry, it’s not as pricey as it may look. ❞
“It looks fantastic.” Nora insisted, her mouth already watering at the thought. She wanted at least five pizzas, maybe six or seven. After all, she was a growing speedster! Hopefully it wouldn’t be too suspicious...maybe just three pizzas for now and find some more food later. Although three pizzas is still suspicious, maybe she’ll just buy seven anyways. “Thank you from the bottom of my heart, and my stomach.” Her belly growled, as if to prove her point.
@aheroslegacy liked this for a starter from Diana!
“Helen of Troy always spoke fondly of you and your team.” Diana admitted. She hadn’t been home in so long, but Helen had always been kind and fierce and so happy to be offered the chance to be an Amazon. She’d told Diana stories, when she was still in her younger years, of the Waverider and it’s crew. “It is an honor to meet you, Captain.”
thewonderingsorceress:
She took the flowers and shifted closer and started doing the goddess’s hair, easily doing the flowers. “Many catch my eye, but none that are worth mentioning. At least not in a positive way.”
“Good.” The goddess snorted, relaxing into the feeling of her hair being twisted. “It isn’t worth it, if you ask me. But maybe that’s just thousands of years of marriage speaking.”
ofcoldguns:
“The one and only,” he smirked from where he was perched on one of the chairs with his feet up on the desk, “I’m afraid I’m at a disadvantage however because I don’t know who you are.” He wasn’t expecting to see a stranger walk in. “Maybe a little bit of both. I was bored so I thought I would drop in. I’m unarmed if that’s what you’re worried about.”
“Oh! Yes, I’m Linda Park. I’m Barry’s ex-girlfriend. And Iris’s ex-coworker. And I helped them all go after Zoom when he was still around.” And now she’s back! Which would be more exciting if there wasn’t a sometimes-villain in Star Labs. She did relax after he revealed his gun wasn’t on him. “Oh, good. Then it’s nice to meet you, I guess!”
xnonxnocerex:
“Diana!” Lena smiled honestly glad to see her. “I’m good.” she faked the smile. How could she tell her the truth? She didn’t admit the truth to herself. How could anything be good when her brother was alive and last few years of her life was wiped. She worked so hard to make L-corp force of good and in the end, Lex changed everything. “How have you been? I’m sure you have more interesting stories to share.”
“Oh, plenty. But I’m sure you’ve heard of some of them.” She wasn’t foolish enough to think the newspapers hadn’t noticed her increased activities, as well as the League’s. Even with Lena in National City, there had to have been word of their exploits. “I’ve made many new friends, I think you’d like them. In fact, you already know Clark Kent. Such a nice man.” She placed a gentle hand on Lena’s arm. “But this would be far more fun to talk about over drinks, you know.”
occasionally-gives-a-damn:
“Nah, you don’t have the temperament to be a counselor. Or the sobriety.”
A withering scowl met Dani at the last comment. Regardless of how true it was, Jessica didn’t appreciate the remark. The young woman was here asking for help. Most people who were as desperate as she was making herself out to be had the common sense not to irritate the person they were grovelling to.
The coffee was making short work of shutting Dani up and putting her back on target. Wearily, Jessica returned to the seat at her desk.
“Fair warning, I’m not much of a tech person.”
“Great.” Sarcasm bled from Jessica’s tone. Whilst Jessica didn’t consider herself the most tech-savvy either, she possessed a knack for research, details and digging. Hopefully whatever Dani was scribbling down offered a decent starting point.
“Honestly, I’m not sure if these things are common around here or if they even exist, but I’m hopeful!”
“What makes you so hopeful?” It was a blunt question, but one that hoped Dani could offer an answer with a little more substance than mere gut instinct and optimism.
“I’m sorry for dumping all this on you. by the way. My Uncle always said that I took after my dad, always barging in where I’m not necessarily needed…or wanted. But yeah, thanks for helping me.”
“Sounds like an asshole.” Jessica quipped, not so much as bothering to feign interest in Dani’s life story. It was weird enough and if her relatives weren’t around to help, then they didn’t exactly add anything of value to the case she was considering against all better judgement to take on.
Dani grinned brightly back, not letting the irritation get to her. In all honesty, it made her more comfortable with the situation. The less Jessica acted like a mother, the easier Dani would be able to get through this. So far, it was looking pretty good.
“Hm?” Dani set the coffee down, pursing her lips at the question. It was a fair question, especially if Jess was going to help her. She’d always been hopeful, even after everything that’d happened. Out of the entire A.V.E.N.G.E.R.S Initiative, she had always been the most optimistic about the fate of the world, and everything in general.
“I’ve seen the worst of humanity, the worst the world could throw at me. My family died, my friends died, my world died. I could be bitter and rage at everything that could have been, but what kind of life is that?” Honestly, she was still angry a lot of the time. It didn’t go away, but she’d had practice dealing with it.
“I prefer to hope. Even if it ends up being for nothing. There’s a reason I became Captain America, because I could always see the good in people, no matter what happened. And even when I wanted to cry and scream and destroy everything in my path, I stayed true to myself and my values.”
Madame Romanov had trained her, knowing what Steve would have seen in her if he had been alive. And when she was old enough, she had taken the shield and entered the fray. She was always meant to be Captain America, it had just taken some time to see it.
“And even if we don’t succeed, I have faith my team will come for me in time. Whether that’s one year, five years, or ten. If I don’t succeed, someone else always will.”
“That sounds cheesy, doesn’t it? Sorry. I think cheesy speeches come with the gig.” She giggled, though it sounded empty, no real humor behind it.
She smiled, even if it was just a small one. “And yeah, kinda. But my mom was worse. They were perfect for each other.”
@xnonxnocerex liked this for a starter from Imra!
“You knew Mon-el and Kara last year...” Imra wouldn’t say she was insecure about her marriage but...well, she saw how Mon-el looked at Kara. If she was truthful with herself, it didn’t bode well. She needed someone impartial, and Lena Luthor was the first person she thought of. “Tell me...do they act the same?” It’d been seven years for him, any normal person would have moved on. She thought he had. “What are the chances of me returning to the future with him and his love for me intact?”
team starkid’s “black friday” musical
feel free to edit where necessary!
“Don’t be scared!”
“His belly is so squishy!”
“He’s all that you wanted! He’s all that you needed!”
“Do the wiggle!”
“Doors open at 7am,”
“Lose your mind!”
“Drop dead!”
“How many times are they gonna play that ad?”
“Relax, it’s just a toy,”
“Cabbagepatch Kids were just toys, and there were RIOTS over those things. Literal riots.”
“Well, we’re here. So you can get off your soapbox,”
“I mean, he is an asshole.”
“Hey, everything’s going to be okay, okay?”
“Who are you?”
“Well, we haven’t put a label on it yet!”
“But we are intimate.”
“That stuff is for little kids!”
“I do not get flashbacks, I remember bad things vividly.”
“I didn’t do for you.”
“I don’t have a drill press, and even if I did, how would it fit into the sedan?”
“This kid deserves one fucking thing that he asked for.”
“Even now it’s a dream. the kind that makes you question reality.”
“Someone’s gotta pay for it.”
“I couldn’t hold him still enough to teach him guitar.”
“I hit replay on that night, over and over again ‘til it gives up the fight. But there’s no end - there’s no end - there’s no ending in sight.”
“What have I done?”
“I don’t say it enough. I’m scared you blame me. I’m scared you blame me for your luck.”
“I’ll give up both of my arms to get you on track.”
“All I need is getting you walking towards the paradise you dream.”
“Excuse me, you think it’s okay for me to park here?”
“I was hardly valedictorian.”
“How does it feel to be a role model?”
“You know, I could. But that would be violating company policy, and everyone’s telling me I should be more responsible lately, so I’m gonna go with them on this one.”
“These little friend-o’s are gonna take you so far into the black, that you ain’t never coming back.”
“You are gonna make a killing!”
“You’d think that a drop-out with a record would be thankful to have a job.”
“See, she CAN be taught!”
“We’ll see who’s laughing by the end of the day!”
“Where’s my sister!?”
“Do I have to put a leash on you, like a dog, or my cousin Oliver-”
“Is today a good day or a bad day?”
“Oh great. Now we gotta talk to the imaginary spider from outer space.”
“Bad blood. Crossed. Black and white.”
“Can you translate? I don’t speak crazy.”
“Don’t you fucking laugh.”
“Cross my heart. Hope to die.”
“I’d make a great dad, I’m just saying.”
“Seven fucking thousand!”
“My mom’s a bitch!”
“It beats being broke.”
“That’s not how cameras work, babe.”
“We’re missing in action!”
“Get yourself a new trailer. ‘Cause this one is broke. as. shit!”
“Let’s go, I need a cigarette.”
“I did not cut, I bought my place in line!”
“That’s called a bribe, and it’s illegal…Or it should be.”
“I hope you don’t get a toy. I hope you fucking die.”
“Well, my children were accidents. You don’t see me pushing my problems onto anyone else.”
“Not that ra ra school spirit cheerleader bullshit that you never grew out of.”
“Did you think your neighbours didn’t notice you wearing sunglasses on cloudy days? Turtlenecks in the summer? Well, they knew what was happening, they just didn’t care.”
“What do you say when you love each other? What do you say when years have past?”
“Just skip to the fucking!”
“Nah, I’m shopping for myself, I like dolls… I’m just kidding. I don’t like dolls. Least not, like that.”
“We’re not liable for anyone who dies.”
“You should be ashamed of yourself, you disgusting little pervert.”
“It’s mine! It’s mine! It’s certainly mine!”
“You never should settle for a lifetime that is handed to you. There’s always a line to be cut and someone to barrel through.”
“Let go! Do you have a death wish?”
“This is not the type of place you can haggle.”
“Don’t do it. Two doors, not one.”
“Bad place. Black and white.”
“Look, I know you’re nervous to leave home. But you gotta trust me. It’s gonna be so much better for you out of there.”
“He’s got a knife!”
“No, I’m not frightened! I’m annoyed!”
“Oh, I don’t know if you wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with me.”
“And you - you are the most special person here.”
“You keep looking for it in the arms of other men, or the smiles of your ungrateful little brats. But you have been cruelly denied it.”
“That’s the kind of bullshit you feed to your therapist or your life coach.”
“Shut the fuck up!”
“Back off or I will send a laser guided ballistic missel to your house in Denver, and you will be scrapping what’s left of your kids off the fucking pavement.”
“I will bite your nipple off.”
“That was a joke, sir.”
“Behind the veil of the universe you perceive, are entities both ageless and foul. And these eldritch forces are rising. There’s a creature at work here, one with designs on humanity far worse than any nightmare we can comprehend.”
“There are monsters and there are men.”
“When the clock strikes three, see you at the rink!”
“-the fuck I am watching?”
“Maybe he crawled for help.”
“You’ve got to forgive yourself, 'cause if you don’t, how is anyone gonna forgive me?”
“You look just the same as I always remember.”
“Take me back in time to love you.”
“You don’t look the same at all as I remember. The light has left your eyes.”
“If you asked me, I’d still go to prom with you.”
“Hold me closer than before.”
“Tell me something Santa would know.”
“This is the best movie ever!”
“Bet you didn’t guess that the lord of despair would be so cute and cuddly, did ya!”
“That’s heavy.”
“You want to send me to the fucking Twilight Zone!? To have a sit-down with the devil? Fuck that, fuck that, that’s all folks!”
“We’re trying to stop the birth of a god.”
“If we have faith, we will be rewarded with a cuddly toy.”
“Kill them! Fucking kill them!”
“I dislike that word. 'Cult’. No, it’s a new exciting religion that I started.”
“I’ve met God. He had nothing nice to say about you.”
“I demand your love and worship too.”
“I will destroy everything, and then I will destroy everything.”
“I’m in the black and white now. It’s just like California, it never rains.”
“I swear on my own grave.”
“You’re being a rotten little banana. I’m going to have to peel you. I’m going to split you in two. I’m going to eat you.”
“We don’t get tricked. We’re grown ups.”
“You don’t scream at a child, it frightens them. You lure them in delicately. And you put them to sleep.”
“I’m sorry, babe. No dice.”
“The poor get poorer, and the rich, well, they keep getting richer.”
“I can’t be evil, I’m a status quo democrat.”
“It happened on your watch, your time is running out.”
“There’s something that’s beautiful, being awake for my funeral.”
“Is there some lesson to learn? Should I even have wanted?”
“Only my ashes will see the sea.”
“I’m authorizing you to use my firearm.”
“Look me in the eye, and make a solemn vow to become your best self now.”
“Gather your forces. There’s a warrior of light trapped in deep sleep. Wake the warrior, kill the prophet, save the world.”
“I hope they didn’t tow my car.”
“Kids don’t want that thing. They’re all into Fortnite now.”
“Everyone’s dying, and that includes me too.”
“I failed you once, and I will fail you again.”
“You’re not that cute, in fact, you’re real fucking ugly.”
“Wake up! Belittled you isn’t as fun if you’re not upset.”
“You’ve been outfoxed by a fucking moron.”
“Oh, the plans he has you and me, me more favourably.”
“Do you see what I see?”
“Tomorrow will come.”
“Tomorrow won’t come.”
Mun vs. Muse
Tagged by: @occasionally-gives-a-damn
Tagging: @ofcoldguns @songbird-not-found @chrononshifter
Starter call, specify muse or it will be randomized!
Canon: Tess Mercer, Nia Nal, Thirteenth Doctor, Diana Prince, Danielle Cage, Linda Park, Nora West-Allen, Imra Ardeen, Rogue, Persephone (Hadestown), Ruby Lucas, Anne Boleyn (Six the musical)
DC comics based OCs: Penelope Wayne (Next gen), Thomas Robinson(Next gen)
Fandomless OC: Caspian Kita, Anaya Jayaraman, Sahil Jayaraman, Valerie Caldicott, Kiara Gomez, Phillip Bennett, Hana Hirano
@ofcoldguns liked this for a starter!
“Oh, it’s you!” It took her a moment to process. “Captain Cold, right?” She should probably be at least a little scared, especially considering the large freeze gun he had, even though she was unable to see if he had it on him. But after going face to face with Zoom, she was hardly fazed. “Are you here to cause trouble or just hang out?” Because she still had the Flash on speed dial.
@xnonxnocerex liked this for a starter from Diana!
“Lena Luthor, my how you’ve grown.” Diana was so rarely in one place for any length of time, let alone National City. With the newly formed Earth Prime, she had been travelling a lot more, running ground control on any possible threats. But even demigods needed a break sometime. “How have you been? You must tell me everything. It’s been far too long.”
@xnonxnocerex liked this for a starter from Imra!
“Miss Luthor, I’m surprised to see you here.” Then again, should she be surprised? It had taken some catching up and a mind trance from J’onn to catch her up on some changes. Imra was visiting with Winn back in the 21st century and to say she was pleased with how events had been going down in their absence was an understatement. So if she was a little cold towards the other woman, who could blame her? “May I help you with something?”
chrononshifter:
“Monarch troops. Monarch Solutions is a company that works on experimenting with…physics.” That sure was one way to put it. Had she really not heard of them? She did say she wasn’t from here, so maybe she wasn’t from Riverport? Jack himself hadn’t learned of them until he had come back from Bangkok and gotten involved.
Jack debates on telling her. Trust is hard for him now and he doesn’t want any more people getting killed and yet… he has a feeling that she’s important to all this somehow. Or maybe she’s not. He could always brush things off as a joke if she didn’t believe him. “Would you call me crazy if I told you that there might be a time machine nearby?”
“Monarch troops? Do they have an army working for them?” That was much more suspicious if that was the case. Not to mention that things never went well when humans decided to experiment heavily with physics.
The Doctor’s hearts leap, looking up at him. “A time machine?” Had they found the TARDIS? That never went well, especially with the old girl as particular as she was. The Doctor hated when people decided to get their grubby hands over the TARDIS, as if she wasn’t the finest creation they’d ever lay their hands on. “I don’t think I’d call you crazy. What makes you think there’s a time machine?”
@soulsearchiings
Jess when Dani is trying to explain her bullshit XD
I mean...yeah that’s exactly it lol
occasionally-gives-a-damn:
“The Avengers can’t help me. They’re pretty much all dead on my Earth, so even if they did have a code word I wouldn’t know it, not to mention the complications with universe travelling means what may be a code word in my dimension could mean less than nothing here.”
Jessica pinched the bridge of her nose. Yeah, that sounded about right. Conveniently her get-out clause wasn’t going to work. Tired, dark eyes settled on the young woman as she talked, willing her to get to her point.
“I don’t misunderstand. You help people find things they’re looking for, whether that’s a person, thing, or themselves.”
“Jesus. I’m not a counsellor.” The final comment was enough to cause Jessica to physically cringe. Who the hell had gone around spreading that kind of rhetoric? Whatever rose-tinted idea Dani had about her was miles from the truth. It would be easier to turn her away knowing she had no connection to Luke. Most of the time her clients had to be prepared to wait, or simply to be turned away due to the company having a full caseload. Sure, personal shit sometimes made itself a priority, but Jessica had been making efforts to reduce the amount of crazy that had been featuring in her daily life.
“And I need to find my way home, so that’s right up your alley.” Jessica’s eyes narrowed sceptically.
“It should be easier than I make it sound, hopefully. I just need the parts to be able to fix my transport, which you can use your PI skills to track down and help me get a hold of.”
If it was as simple as the woman made it sound, she’d do it herself, Jessica noted inwardly, maintaining her aloof air. Any normal person would go to a damn mechanic.
“If most crazy people don’t admit it, wouldn’t that mean I’m less likely to be crazy? Besides, I like to think it’s part of my charm.”
“I sure hope so.” The muttering fell beneath Jessica’s breath as she tinkered in the kitchen. The place was a mess. With a sigh, Jessica turned from the sea of dirty dishes in the sink.
“Write me a list of the shit you need.” She relented, making two cups of black coffee, adding a dash of something stronger to her own before returning.
“I’m not saying I’ll do it.” Jessica warned, fixing Dani with a stare. It depended on how easy to job was. What the stuff was and whether it was possible at all. It also depended on if she was going to pay.
“But I’ll have a look.”
“Nah, you don’t have the temperament to be a counselor.” She had always been told that it was having her that had mellowed her mom out at least a little bit (Dani doubted any Jessica Jones could be described as ‘calm’), turning her into a mentor for all the younger heroes. Maybe in a different timeline she was helping to mentor Dani. “Or the sobriety.” She added after a moment, wrinkling her nose in slight distaste.
She made grabby hands toward the coffee, smiling as she took a welcoming sip. Superheroes ran on coffee, it was a known fact. You couldn’t go toe-to-toe with villains everyday without it.
After chugging half the mug, she nodded, looking around for a pen and paper she could use. Finding one on the desk, she swiped it and began scribbling some parts down. “Fair warning, I’m not much of a tech person.” She mentioned.
However, she was glad that she had payed attention during the briefing concerning the devices. “Honestly, I’m not sure if these things are common around here or if they even exist, but I’m hopeful!”
She shifted her weight around, sipping at the coffee again and continuing to write. Dani fiddled with the device, looking to see which parts needed fixing. She looked up at Jess, smiling sadly.
“I’m sorry for dumping all this on you. by the way. My Uncle always said that I took after my dad, always barging in where I’m not necessarily needed...or wanted.” Did Jess even know who Luke Cage or Danny Rand were in this universe? Maybe that’s why she was so unhappy, having never met the men. “But yeah, thanks for helping me.”
