Posting agere for a new fandom is so embarrassing like ‘oh look at this guy, couldn’t watch one show without making one of the characters a toddler, freaking typical’
Hey! If your still taking requests for shameless, could i get some cg!mickey milkovich headcannons? If not, its cool, have a nice day!
ooooh, absolutely !! mickey is a fave character of mine— both in shameless and js in general , and i’d be soso happy to give cg!mickey headcannons :))
okay, here we goooo !! (tw for gun mentions)
mickey is kinda-sorta-definitely chaotic when it comes to his life, but he makes valiant efforts to be organized about his little one !!
even if it stresses him out to the max, anything to be the bestest caregiver :)
he’s suuuper big on safety around a little— all the guns and other weapons are never around, and he sometimes goes overboard on making sure nothing will put them in danger
growing up he didn’t have the best example of parents, so he always always tries to break old habits and bridge new ones that are healthy
being a caregiver heals mickey just as much !!
southside is his first baby (his little one’s obviously his second) and that means he’s alll about taking them around town and showing them his favorite hang-out spots
completely uncensored— he’s getting better about what he says, but lots of times it’s the first, unfiltered thing that comes to his mind
his nunchucks are used a lot for playtime
bandaids are also used a lot for playtime…
despite his outward appearance, he’s biiig on baby talk— his voice goes all purposely high and whiny, and he’s looking down at his little with big, soft eyes and aaaaa
inside voices are foreign to him. you wanna yell and scream ? well he’s gonna join you, just as loud— outside voices for LIFE !!
he’s got soso many connections around chicago, meaning anything his little one wants, they get (even if it’s been shoplifted, or makeshift…)
moral of the story, mickey is the coolest caregiver around— i hope these make you happy :33
i emerge from my cave to discuss my newest baby— curly.
he’s the prime example of a baby regressor !! there’s sososo much work to put in being captain, and all the stress makes him so antsy and needing a break— a baby break :3
there’s something so special about the crew knowing when their captain needs his downtime, and they all work together to make sure he’s safe and secure.
also also also he has anya and sometimes jimbo as caregivers, and those two, especially anya, shower him with so much love !!
(there’s also def a plush polle he has that no one’s allowed to touch. she’s on her last leg… hoof?)
^ྀི tummy time with an infant regressor, placing soft toys and crinkle books for the baby to grab, having their pacifier or plush rattle close by just in case, having a little mobile along with the play gym to keep the tiny one engaged. ^ྀི
tantrums. shouting. screaming. throwing stuff. especially if they weren't "allowed" to have tantrums as a kid, or are super passive/a pushover normally. let them scream.
stories where they confess that they age regress and people do think they're weird for it
stories where they have potty accidents and need to deal with it. stories where they're afraid to wear diapers because they don't want to be seen as weak. stories where they don't want to sleep because they might regress and wet the bed.
stories where they hurt someone, either by accident or on purpose
stories where flips struggle to regress because people are mean if they're not caregiving all the time. stories where they struggle to regress because they're the reliable caregiver. stories where they struggle to regress because they're ashamed of it and caregiving is easier. stories where they struggle to regress because they love caregiving and don't want to step away to take care of themselves
stories where they struggle to regress because they're avoiding it. stories where they can't regress because they want to avoid something but it keeps breathing down their neck and they can't run away from it this time
stories where they dont want to worry anyone and think they're getting away with it and end up worrying everyone anyway
stories where they cry, they cry, they cry, they cry, they cry, they cry, they cry, and they can't stop it no matter how hard they try,
ok so i just thought about something and i felt the need to share it with you. Ok so imagine little jj and the others going on a roadtrip or something or just a rlly long car ride and jj gets overwhelmed and cranky and starts throwing a tantrum. Then he starts kicking john b‘s seat,they’ll try to calm him down but nothing works until one of them (you choose who) is like hey that hurts the twinkie or that hurts the twinkies feelings and jj immediately is like oh sorry and stops and apologizes. I just thought thats the cutest thing ever.
i am so sorry i took so long to answer this 😭 ive had this written out for months and just let it collect dust but i really wanted to post it! this was such a cute idea i needed to write something!!
JJ’s not sure how long they’d been riding in the Twinkie. He’s not sure he even remembers where they’re going. But he is sure of one thing: he’s tired of sitting in the car.
JJ was just naturally energetic, in or out of his headspace, so the idea of having to sit for long periods of time isn’t something he favors.
John B sits in the driver’s seat, Sarah curled up in the passenger seat. Kiara sits with her back to Sarah’s, while JJ is sat facing the back of John B’s seat, next to Pope.
JJ tries his best to sit still, but his body refuses and he’s continuously squirming where he sits. He gives a light kick to the seat in front of him, catching Pope’s attention. A warm hand rubs his knee. Pope raises his eyebrows at him. “You okay, JJ?”
JJ huffs. “Tired of drivin’,” he grumbles. Pope smiles at that, patting his knee. “We’ll be there soon, bud. Just be patient, okay?”
With another huff and a fold of his arms, JJ sits back, staring out the van window.
John B looks through the rearview mirror at them. JJ pretends to not notice, kicking the seat once again, hard enough this time for John B to feel.
“JJ, can you stop kicking my seat, please?” John B asks, and JJ whines. “It’s taking too long,” he whines out, delivering another kick to the seat in front of him.
“JJ, don’t kick Bee’s seat while he’s driving,” Pope scolds. “Do you want to watch something on my phone? We can watch a movie–“
“I don’t wanna–“
“J, don’t you think you kicking the seat would hurt the Twinkie’s feelings?” Sarah suddenly pops in, making JJ pause. He furrows his eyebrows at her words.
“The Twinkie?”
She nods. “The seat is apart of the Twinkie. When you kick it, you hurt the Twinkie and that makes the Twinkie sad. You don’t want to hurt the Twinkie now do you?”
JJ doesn’t say anything for a few seconds, before he deflates back into his seat. “No,” he says softly, suddenly feeling a wave of guilt. “Don’t wanna hurt the Twinkie. ‘m sorry Twinkie.”
The Pogues can’t help but to smile, both at the fact that Sarah managed to make JJ forget about his tantrum and at how cute it was to hear him apologize to the van.
“We’ll be there in a few minutes, okay kiddo?” John B says. JJ nods before allowing Pope to distract him with a cartoon playing on his phone.
if age regression bothers you or you are nsfw, please do not interact! no need to be rude :(
i’ve seen hamilton + mj: the musical live, did sosososo many jr shows as a kid, and listen to showtune soundtracks all. day.
my absolute faves are:
- hamilton (hyperfixtation go brrr)
- heathers
- dear evan hansen
- be more chill
- 21 CHUMP STREET.
- mean girls
- hairspray
- the book of mormon
and like. dozens more, so :))) — if you wanna go into detail with me, my asks + messages (if you’re not a meanie) are always open and ready to ramble !!
