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hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood
I’ve noticed the number of people reblogging this post spike on the hour as different timezones hit valentine’s day… I see yall
Men have no idea how good gentleness looks on them.
In the kingdom you live in a child’s 10th Christmas is a big deal because they receive a dragon in their stocking to care for. It’s always a mystery what kind of dragon they are going to recieve. As the kings child you expect one of the majestic winter beasts or the wild fiery dragons. Instead you get what is viewed as the most bland species: an Earth dragon. But you soon discover your Earth dragon to be anything but bland.
In the kingdom of Rornshire, magic thrived. It danced in the streets and swam in the streams. Everyone was familiar with it, though not all had the ability to use it. For hundreds of years the kingdom stayed the same; hundreds of years of peace and tranquility.
Then the dragons came. They were creatures of magic, born with it running through their veins. The humans feared them. The dragons knew that which we fear met it’s destruction. They struck a deal with the reigning king, and all was well. The dragons may not hunt us and we may not hunt them. No harm was to befall one another.
As part of that deal, to keep the peace, a dragon had to be gifted to those deemed worthy on their tenth Christmas. Groups of children would line up in front of dragons to be inspected, but none were told if they would receive a dragon that Christmas. It was all left to surprise.
Oftentimes, it was the king’s children that received the most admirable dragons–those that were of fire and ice, those that could make the fiercest foes and the truest companions. So imagine my surprise when, on my tenth Christmas, I received an earth dragon.
I wasn’t angry. He was beautiful. The power he radiated was breathtaking. My father wasn’t very pleased, but even he could see the adoration I held for the little dragon. It would be at least another year before he could speak and tell me his name, so I referred to him as my greatest friend. And he was.
When they thought I couldn’t hear them, people would jeer and laugh at my friend. I paid them no heed. I alone knew him and could feel his potential. They would never understand.
On my eleventh Christmas, he spoke. He had a rough, deep voice that felt like it shook the ground.
Vintoro.
It rang through my bones and echoed in my ears.
Vintoro.
It was his name! I was overjoyed. I stole a rabbit from the kitchens that night for him because I was so pleased. Vintoro, my dragon. Vintoro, the one who would prove everyone wrong.
Famine broke out in Rornshire that following summer. The sweltering heat killed off all the crops and our people were dying. Those who lived in the palace were distraught; what were we to do?
Vintoro, a little taller than my hip by this time, nudged me aside with his head and walked down to our farms. I followed him, curious as to what he was doing. He laid on the barren land and stayed there for hours. I laid with him, still confused. Eventually I had to return home, but he did not return with me.
I woke the next day to the sound of screams. Our crops had regrown over night, and they were bountiful. There was plenty to go around and then some. I walked back down to the farms and saw people bowing to Vintoro, as well as kissing the dirt in front of him. They called him a hero. My heart swelled with pride.
Three summers later, he towered over me. He could fly and he could speak in full sentences. I never thought we could be closer than we already were, but those years proved me wrong. I cherished his company and I loved him with everything I had. It would prove useful, as I soon had to completely rely on him to keep me sane. My father fell ill and died a fortnight later. Vintoro was there for me in my time of need and he helped me through my overbearing grief.
Two years after my father’s death I was crowned king. I was still a child, but I had to take on the burdensome position. I had to. Neighbouring kingdoms attempted to take advantage of Rornshire due to my age, but none succeeded. I proved to be a fearsome king to all that opposed us. No one dared raise a finger against us.
I grew older. I was twenty-seven years old, and I was cocky. My status filled my head and I was not so proficient at keeping our enemies away. Vintoro tried to keep me on the right path, but I refused to listen to him. I was convinced that we had nothing to fear. I’d already proven that we were capable of defending ourselves, so why couldn’t I slack off just a little bit? I’d earned it, right?
A fairly new kingdom, Orelia, saw us and wanted to reap our wealth. They sent their armies and I was too foolish to care. I thought they wouldn’t even make it to our border, that they posed no threat to us.
They broke through our wall at sunset. Vintoro flew out and helped our men attempt to drive them out, but they just kept pouring in. Vintoro roared and the enemies’ ears started to bleed and their bones started to shatter, but ten men took the place of one fallen. There was no hope. Everyone knew it, but no one wanted to believe it. We fought with all of our might.
Vintoro split the ground and he threw our enemies into the cavern. They still came. I rode down on my horse and pierced them with my own blade. They still came.
They still came.
I was about to surrender. What other choice did I have? I lowered my sword, about to hop off of my horse when I saw it: a soldier sprinting towards Vintoro, spear raised high. My scream tore through my throat as he pierced his mark.
Vintoro let out a bellow and fell to his side. I sprinted towards him, not caring who I ran into. I fell to my knees and tried to put pressure on his wound, but it bled and it bled and it bled. His breathing was hitching and I couldn’t contain my sobs.
“My King, it has been an honor to stand by your side.”
Vintoro stopped breathing at that very moment. I screamed and I picked up his giant head, petting his scales and begging him to come back. But he would be no more. He paid the price for my foolishness. I did not deserve his final words.
I kissed his forehead and wept. My Vintoro, my beloved friend. Gone.
From magic he was born, but to the earth he returned. And even she wept for him.
//I hope this was okay!! This is the first thing I’ve written in months and I apologize if it was a little rough, but I really enjoyed writing it♡
Lavender Faery Wine for Imbolc
Ingredients: 1 cup of milk per serving. 1 tsp honey ¼ tsp of vanilla extract ½ a cup of brewed lavender tea Lavender buds or cinnamon Steep lavender buds or any lavender tea in ½ a cup of hot water. The more tea leaves or buds you use, the stronger the lavender taste will be. Warm a cup milk on the stove; be careful not to boil or else it’ll froth up and make a mess. Once warmed, pour in the tea, honey, and vanilla extract. Serve in a teacup and sprinkle lavender buds or cinnamon on top.
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In a shitty society that is built on taking as much as you possibly can and giving as little as you possibly can, compassion is punk-rock as hell.
Compassion is punk-rock as hell.
Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi
Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it
i don’t trust myself enough to scroll
things that make you go hmm
DEAR TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME:
1. DEMAND condom use 2. Hold your partners accountable for what happens in the bedroom. None of this “baby I can’t control myself around you” or “I just wanted you so bad” bullshit. 3. Coercion is real and it’s very scary and hard to identify in the moment. Establish a dialogue with your partner. Be clear on what you both want. Be clear on what you don’t want. Your boundaries should ALWAYS be respected. 4. Sex can be really emotionally and physically over-stimulating the first few times; don’t be afraid or ashamed to ask your partner to slow down, take a break, or even stop. 5. Focus less on pleasing your partner and more on exploring your partner. Everyone’s body is different and there are no “tricks” to better sex. Chances are, if you psych yourself out worrying over how well you’re “performing” then nobody’s going to have a good time. 6. Ask questions, offer suggestions. Despite what porn has probably taught you, talking during sex isn’t weird or taboo. Your partner isn’t a mind reader. They don’t know what feels good to you. [Pro-tip, a looot of people without clitorises aren’t fully aware of just HOW sensitive a clitoris is. They can be a little rough with them. Tell them to chill!!!!] 7. Your sex life is YOUR business. Don’t ever feel ashamed of how many or how few sexual partners/experiences you’re having. Do what you want, touch the people who want to touch you back, forget the rest. 8. DON’T FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!! Don’t fake your orgasms!! DON’TFAKEYOURORGAMS!! If your partner isn’t getting you there, let them know! Tell them how!! 9. There is more to sex than orgasms. Sex is a really cool way to establish intimacy and trust, to have a fun time, to relieve stress, to explore a person’s body and bring them pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, orgasms are really cool and good, but your sex life is going to be a lot better if it doesn’t revolve around them. 10. LEARN ABOUT YOUR BODY!! This goes for everyone, but ESPECIALLY if you are a person in possession of a vulva, you have been discouraged and even actively kept from vital knowledge about your anatomy! Do some google searches, buy a human sexuality textbook, masturbate. 11. Virginity is a useless concept. It’s completely okay if your virginity is something important to you and I’m not trying to belittle that idea. Just, for the record, in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal. Literally nothing about you changes just because you bumped uglies with someone else.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly internet poet.
Talking about sex when not being sexy is the best first step to having sex. Don’t talk about it to turn on your partner, just discuss it casual. Talk about your thoughts and feelings, what you think you want, what scares you, what interests you, etc. Like anything you can think of. It makes the act easier and can help you establish boundaries before the act starts. Try doing it on a phone or over text so you know sex won’t start. Sometimes the distance helps you be honest.
i like how positive this post is and how it isn’t gender specific <3 <3 <3
Some solid stuff here!
This is all useful for folks who are new to sex period or for folks like me who are trying to find new partners after a long dry spell. This is all useful!
stuff like this should be shared more, really important and I don’t see it a lot
AND ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*
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“I’ve never met a person I couldn’t call a beauty.”
— Andy Warhol
My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--
Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*
Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....
Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself
Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-
Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK
I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!
THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.
I love this!!!
Fuck everything eles THIS IS WHAT 2020 IS ABOUT!
Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves
why did we ever let wearing fake fangs become a halloween only thing anyway? if i want to wear my pointy boys to do grocery shopping or walk the dog then the only judgements people should make about me are that i am unbelievably sexy and right
halloween may only last one night but style never sleeps
this post was made by a vampire tired of hiding their fangs