chunky milk man

Please someone teach my ass how to color ∆ he/him ∆ 19 y/o ∆ Minors DNI ∆ artist vampyr man ∆ apocalyptic hobo cop ∆ multi fandom idiot

[sourmilkcarton]

I am on my grind once more, being cringe and being free. One Piece has me in a gorilla grip currently so I'm makin more sona content of me and my gf after months of silence B]

At some point I'll make canon content if I have energy and if folks are interested, but this is all I have for now!

ALSO . I just started Sabaody on One Pace, if you interact: no spoilers beyond Thriller Bark PLEASE I already know too much. While I pine and yearn to interact with fandom I'm trying to tread with insane caution, ty <3

[lovelywayniac]

Art Fight!

World of Darkness: @sourmilkcarton ❤️

The Director!

Your Friend!

Minerva Fain!

Tristan Goddard!

Isreal Ikah!

https://artfight.net/~Lovely_Wayniac

[sourmilkcarton]

God this shit is so GOOD TY AGAIN 😭❤️❤️❤️

[sealcubezz]

imagez made for a range of emotionz bc im obsessed with saying this in response to everything

[sourmilkcarton]

I feel as though I will use this in the future thank u op

[unpretty]

my two categories of anime rec are “it’s okay if you don’t really like anime, you’ll probably like this” and “this will not make any goddamn sense to you if you have not wasted years of your life on trash”

[unpretty]

y’all took about five minutes to turn this into some kind of contentious madoka post when i was just sitting here innocently contemplating the spectrum from miyazaki to the bread anime

[iamthedukeofurl]

Okay, so, I feel like I should explain the greatest invention of the modern age…that was produced by my apartment.  We call it, the Weeb Ass Shit scale, after our traditional method of asking what anime somebody was watching (”What Weeb Ass Shit is this?”) It grades a given Anime from 0-10 on three different methods: Weeb, Ass, and Shit. An individual will have different degrees of tolerance for various levels on the different scales. 0 is low, 10 is high.  Weeb is the degree to which the show assumes a familiarity with japanese pop culture or anime tropes in general, not only in terms of the actual content of the show, but occasionally at a conceptual level. Hyperspecialized high schools with all-powerful student councils, for example, add a couple points to the Weeb scale. Same goes for the presence or use of tropes that would be bizzare and off putting if you weren’t used to seeing such things in other anime. 

A zero on the Weeb scale could be enjoyed by somebody who doesn’t even know that Japan exists, a 10 assumes the audience possesses a PhD in japanese cultural studies with a focus on animation. Something like Cowboy Bebop comes in at a 1, while I’d put Kill-La-Kill at a 6. Anything of the form “These Girls are anthropomorphic versions of something else” rates at least a 7 in my book.  Next comes the Ass Scale. Put simply, how much Fanservice is in the show. busty character design, male-gaze camera angles, skimpy outfits, hot spring episodes, character A tripping and landing in a compromising position on top of character B, all that nonsense.  At a 0, you’ve got something you would watch with your Grandmother after church (Miyazaki’s stuff comes in at a 0).  Finally, the Shit scale, which covers general overall quality. A 0 indicates that the show is flawless, a 10 holds that you would rather sandpaper your own face than watch it. It should be noted that the Shit scale should be judged independent of the others. Too much T&A shows up on the Ass scale.  Proper use of this scale is in the form W/A/S.  For example, Shokugeki no Soma (Aka Food Wars) would come in at W 4/  A 6/ S 3

[friendlyfrankenstein]

I am taking so many fucking notes

[wizardshark]

It’s been years and me and my roommate still regularly use the Weeb Ass Shit scale

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[niuniente]

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

[y0ur-beta-b0yfriend]

((An alternate universe where everything is unfortunately exactly the same, EXCEPT Your BETA Boyfriend is voiced by John Mulaney.

All jokes aside, this was almost his actual voice claim.))

[sourmilkcarton]

Au where everything is the same but Camille has the John Mulaney Voice™ and he tells MC the entirety of the streets segment

[sourmilkcarton]

Self ship September y'all </3

Here's the first three days

[spidyrweb]

. a collection of fanart i drew //

I block minors.

[y0ur-beta-b0yfriend]

if peter and camille were horror games, peter would b games like "gone golfing", "chip's tips", "(don't) open your eyes", "mr tomatoes", "who's lila?", "get mouse", and/or "murder house". camille would b games like "you're GROUNDED!", "twelve minutes", "mr hopps playhouse", "among the sleep", "ruff times", "house", "therapy with dr. albert", "perfect vermin"... idk if that makes sense but that's just the Vibe i got

((...HOMU must be getting old, because she recognized only two of the games on this list.

Here’s HOMU’s own version.

Your Boyfriend: Mad Father, Irisu Syndrome!, Dreaming Mary, .flow, END ROLL, Gingiva, Don’t Take This Risk

Your BETA Boyfriend: Ib, The Witch’s House, Misao, Yume Nikki, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, OFF, The Mirror Lied

[sourmilkcarton]

No I'm reblogging this cause your vibe assessments are on POINT

[sourmilkcarton]

OK LAST LISA POST FOR AWHILE I SWEAR I PROMISE I'M SORRY EVERYONE

[sourmilkcarton]

Geese.

[y0ur-beta-b0yfriend]

I've zero clue if this has been requested yet, but please please PLEASE can I braid your hair— it is too pretty to not play with it!!

“Yes, you can style it into a braid, sweetheart. I should have told you more how much I love the sensation of your fingers threading through my hair. 

You know, I don’t allow just anyone to touch me this way - you’re a special exception, sweetheart.”

[sourmilkcarton]

My dream has come true

[sloppystyle]

Bread 👍

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Bread 👍

[forest-retard-iii]

Bread 👍

[deathcooler]

Bread 👍

[violentoffender]

Bread 👍

[furiousncurious]

Bread 👍

[chaoticduke]

Bread 👍

[fluffyfemfox]

Bread 👍

[themostbeomanintheworld]

Bread 👍

[mornington-the-crescent]

Bread 👍

[mama-germany]

Bread 👍🏼

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Bread 👍

[scholarlypidgeot]

Bread 👍

[theironclad]

Bread 👍

[bananabread127]

Bread 👍

[officialfist]

Bread 👍

[wintercactus7]

Bread 👍

[daedricprincessorigin]

Bread 👍

[snowberry-pie]

Bread 👍

[honeyginsen]

Bread 👍

[aknosom]

Bread 👍

[sonicysuchillydog]

Bread 👍

[bawmba]

Bread 👍

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Bread 👍

[diafiend]

Bread 👍

[sourmilkcarton]

Bread 👍

[sourmilkcarton]

Hey y'all! I'll try to make this quick as I can, but in light of recent events (and given that I'm pretty new to the Your Boyfriend fandom), I feel that I should be a bit more rigorous as to who's consuming my content. As such: anybody who recently started following me who doesn't have their age in their bio by Sunday, August 15th will be BLOCKED. I don't want to encourage minors consuming YB content. Those who are underage that are following me, please unfollow me and wait until the SFW version comes out. You have no right to be interacting with the fandom until then.

Thank you!

[sourmilkcarton]

Please. Please someone take the pencil out of my hands

[sourmilkcarton]

Guys, guys, listen

I had an epiphany

I have art too

[sourmilkcarton]

As promised. Compensation

Resident Evil Village art™