[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[pain-isnt--needed]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[achillesinhighheels]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[opossum-handz]

[writerxwren]

These books were my Roman Empire as a kid and when I tell you I am SEATED

[neenarchive]

tragedy fans when their fave characters do not make it

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[soup-mother]

Kids born in 2002 are 6 now. Let that sink in

[germaerobics]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[palmer]

Hot gayboys kissing

[palmer]

It was a command.

[ticklefighthockey]

writing in 24 pt bold font at the top of my google doc: THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE LYING TO HIMSELF AT ALL TIMES

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country