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@notsogreeeen
alchemists getting into incredibly heated arguments over which elements are represented by which colors
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!? IRON IS FUCKING ORANGE!"
"NO IT'S GRAY!"
“HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO SAY THIS!? IRON
IS FUCKING ORANGE!”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Well at least we can agree that Lead is red.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr
Too late..
Ellie!
The return of Ellie!
saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"
do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?
"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"
everone in the replies going "no it isnt" and "ive never heard it used that way before" take a look around at what and who you are surrounding yourself with. ignorance is contagious, never just assume you know the actual literal meaning of anything, look it up
Did no one in the replies read Romeo and Juliet in school? It's the source of the phrase. It's in the Prologue -- the first lines of the play:
Two households, both alike in dignity (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene), From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Doth with their death bury their parents’ strife. The fearful passage of their death-marked love And the continuance of their parents’ rage, Which, but their children’s end, naught could remove, Is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage; The which, if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
This is shit you learn in 8th-grade English. You folks in the replies... wow.
This is shit you learn
in 8th-grade English. You folks
in the replies… wow.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's funny, because I think what's happened is media has so normalized the idea of star-crossed and lobers being intertwined, that now readers just assume it means fated lovers. Especially because I doubt most teachers are going out of their way to actually educate on the word star-crossed, as it is something most students would already have encountered, so the teachers instead focus on new words. Like defenestrate.
Hello! Awesome work you got, I was wondering
is it okay to do fan arts of the characters in you're comics?
have a good part of the 24h cycle (•ᴗ•)✧*。
of course! :D i love that stuff
if you draw any of the characters from the most recent series and post them here on tumblr, just tag it '#the boy from venus' if you want me to see it, as that's gonna be my universal tag for that comic
for more general stuff, '#shen comix' is the tag
thank you for asking about it!
My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.
Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss
How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source
animals i really want to introduce to the USA:
-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.
-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.
-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.
-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.
-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.
-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.
-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.
-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.
Animals I would introduce to each continent:
Europe: Wombat
We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.
Asia: Wombat
We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.
North America: Wombat
We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.
South America: Wombat
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.
Africa: Wombat
The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.
Antarctica: Wombat
I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.
Australia: Wombat
The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.
Let This Man Undermine Your House
#HOW FUCKING BIG ARE WOMBATS?????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL#They are so cute though
Nothing in Australia is the size you think it's going to be
i am aware they are different marsupials but i DID think of this post when I found out there are roughly 500 wallabies loose on the Isle of Man.
#i thought wombats were rabbit-sized? but they're actually hugelarge?? wow???
RABBIT-SIZED??
I mean it could be comparable to rabbit sized. Still bigger though
I mean it could be
comparable to rabbit
sized. Still bigger though
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Are you kidding me? We have human sized rabbits???
Do I... do I be afraid? Or do I be ecstatic?
Waiting for my chainmaille to arrive... says sometime tomorrow.... so excited to have a quick and fun project to do!
Duality
“Every explicit duality is an implicit unity” ☯️
Alt version
If you run into someone who has the reflection of a humanoid angel, run away! Not because you need to fear an angel (or devil) but because anything of the nature is guaranteed to turn into a whole thing with 8+ episodes and a bunch of character arcs, which almost no one can afforf
Yk what pisses me off, its when a critique of media states what they think is wrong with a story, but then is unable to share their idea of a better way they could have done it.
Isn't it just a complaint if they don't offer ideas on how it could be improved?
I like ur art u are cool
THANKS!! And you too, love your pixel art man
(Pixel art is their)
It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊
kind of harmonically beautiful
I was at a flea market and saw 3 people with cool shirts walk away from 1 spot but when i walked there i realized they plundered it, there was nothign there, those beasts those evil monsters how dare theyy.
I wonder if they found the cool shirt stall, and were simply required by the universe to buy all the cool shirts
Joe Hills stuff that I tend to assume people know (like in the academics overestimate comic):
Joe is one of two people who have been wholly in charge of hermitcraft (Joe's reign as dictator lasted for the duration of time it took to confirm all the decisions for the start of season two, after which he stepped down)
Joe wrote hermitcraft fanfic (as part of a video) long before many hermitcraft fanfic writers got started
Joe led a one man, multiple day protest outside record label Warner Chappell for ruthlessly copyright striking Mumbo and putting his channel in real danger
Joe's channel music is a mix of original songs and parodies created in collaboration with his cool as hell sister Quinn Hills (hi Quinn if you're seeing this). She has a cat called Blair Witch, writes fantastic music, and is a vocally trans artist
Joe has consistently featured guest speakers in his streams or videos over the years, whether that be pathfinder writers, activists, or community members coming in to help offer viewpoints on his builds
Joe has admin permissions on hermitcraft (usually to his own detriment in accidentally clearing his inventory) and is a member of the hermitcraft "secret council" (as Cleo put it), who are the people who regularly turn up to meetings and do some actual admin and decision making
Joe and Cleo first met when they were challenged to fight to death by Vechs. Joe won the fight and then Cleo stabbed him in the back for vengeance. They both made overdramatic videos to prepare for this
Joe thought hermitcraft was a scam when he was invited a few weeks into season one (as a wildcard member)
Joe used to be part of the team who made the webcomic Jaque of All Blades and got his streaming start doing art streams.
Joe is also one of the authors of the Penguins and Pitfalls TTRPG, which he developed as part of Team Snow Day (TSD)
Joe pays all of his staff fairly for their time and classes blazing posts on Tumblr (especially for the mcyt sexyman competition) as marketing so that the IRS can see he's running a real business, not a fraud scheme
Joe's webcam expands on stream in response to tips. It moves from the hot bar into the Jhost (with the mandatory Jacob Marley chains bit) before growing larger and more transparent until he is gone. Once the Jhost is fully expanded, the beetlejhost comes out (with the suit and the webcam expander song). Once we max out beetlejhost, we get Joemez Addams (who wears a different suit)
Joe is one of only two hermits to have played every hermitcraft season (although he missed a lot of season 3 with a newborn baby to look after)
Joe's coup was responsible for getting mumbo added to the server. Shortly after, he suggested in a meeting that no members under the age of 18 should be admitted. Mumbo, 17, kept very quiet
Joe and Cleo did a Minecraft Christmas album years ago. It's bad. I love it
fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years
Science fantasy: A new species evolved in 30 years, and was so much better than humans that they stopped their evolution and have ruled humanity for 10,000 years. (Bonus if it's a dystopia!)
Rather than black-feathered wings or draconic bat wings, fallen angels are marked by their wings resembling cooked chicken wings and constantly emitting the odor of garlic parmesan.
This just in! Fallen angel stock rises yet again as a new way to harvest their wings is discovered!
hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.
"To your kink you are correctly stop highlighting. You seriously that"
I feel like I'm missing something here....
