CHUCK IT YOU LOSER. DESTROY YOURSELF. I LOVE YOU.

Aster She/It 28 I write music sometimes :)

[nanzyn]

Visit Original Link

[onionpwder]

mayhaps a nice nature? (If you feel like it)

[fae-they]

so are we keeping our glasses on or off during sex

glasses on or off during sex

on

off

i do not wear glasses (u better rb this)

Remaining time: 20 hours 14 minutes

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[videos-i-didnt-make]

telephone pole.mp4

[jeekoftheweek]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[pincushionsoup]

[orbleglorb]

hey. don't cry. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dale-afficanado-blueberry]

Hey. don’t cry. 98 bottles of beer in the wall okay?

[camwoodstock]

hey. don’t cry. 97 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[ricochete29]

hey. don’t cry. 96 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[timaeustestified11]

hey. don't cry. 95 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[misticfog]

hey. don't cry. 94 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[frosteee-variation]

hey. don’t cry. 93 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[lycanthian]

hey. dont cry. 92 bottles of beer on the wall . okay ?

[nosongunsung11]

hey. don't cry. 91 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[ankh3125]

hey. don't cry. 90 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[biiirb]

hey. don’t cry. 89 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[fresnelprism]

hey. don’t cry. 88 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[lenasai]

hey. don't cry. 87 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[sunset-in-ribbons]

hey. don't cry. 86 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

hey. don't cry. 85 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dreaming-of-stories-and-stars]

hey. don’t cry. 84 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[flowers-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 83 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[birthdaygirldemo]

hey. don't cry. 82 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[kipskiptrip]

hey. don't cry. 81 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[crowcaws]

hey. don't cry. 80 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[mynamesdrstuff]

hey. don't cry. 79 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[flatworm-friday]

hey. don't cry. 78 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[butchharrydalton]

hey. don't cry. 77 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[trejean]

hey. don't cry. 76 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[cryptidize]

hey. don't cry. 75 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[rayytoro]

hey. don’t cry. 74 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

hey. don’t cry. 73 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[datafags]

hey. don’t cry. 72 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wowwforever]

hey. don’t cry. 71 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[pantheraleo04]

hey. don't cry. 70 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wannabeast13]

hey. don't cry. 69 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

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[wooshofficial]

hey. don’t cry. 67 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[rnelodyy]

hey. don’t cry. 66 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thishazeleyeddemon]

hey. don't cry. 65 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jouster-ari]

hey. don't cry. 64 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[my-brain-needs-a-spring-cleaning]

hey. don't cry. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[paradox-insanity]

hey. don't cry. 62 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[weirdfishy]

hey. don’t cry. 61 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[a-knight-owls-curse]

hey. don’t cry. 60 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[ace-chocat]

hey. don’t cry. 59 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[achillesuwu]

hey. don’t cry. 58 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[moonzie-reblogs]

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[s1lverp4wedb4t]

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[cunt-force-therapy]

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[winnipeginstinct]

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[natbplease]

hey, don’t cry, 53 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[killswtch]

hey, don't cry, 52 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[zweihawke]

hey, don't cry, 51 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[spaghettiandeyeballs]

hey, don’t cry, 50 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jubluu]

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[snowthedemonfox]

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[thescrunky]

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[matytoonist]

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[golden-godtier]

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[sistersickness]

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[myosotis-myotis]

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[thegaminglazer]

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[miraculouslazuli]

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[sucrecube9]

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[sdespencer]

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[deathmason]

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[doctorwhoisadhd]

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[geyfrog]

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[squidbroom]

hey, don't cry. 35 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[themightiestacorn]

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[rofag]

hey, don't cry. 33 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[auggator]

hey, don't cry. 32 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[feenyxblue]

hey, don't cry. 31 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[chattering-tchotchke]

hey, don't cry. 30 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rebuke-me]

hey, don't cry. 29 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[pinklemonslices]

hey, don’t cry. 28 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[milolovesbmc]

hey, don’t cry. 27 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[musicaltrash]

hey, don't cry. 26 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[tinybitofhope]

hey, don't cry. 25 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[famous-last-wordzz]

hey, don't cry. 24 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[amioddlyart]

hey, don’t cry. 23 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[theproblemcallednight]

hey, don’t cry. 22 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

hey, don't cry. 21 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[landscaping-your-mind]

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[jonathanentertainmentsims]

hey, don't cry. 19 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[havocspiral]

hey, don't cry. 18 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[iridescentwhite]

hey, don't cry. 17 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[brainrotdotorg]

hey, dont cry. 16 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[some-random-fucker]

hey, dont cry. 15 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[battle-for-dyke-island]

hey, don’t cry. 14 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[bread--quest]

hey. don't cry. 13 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[wybienova]

hey. don’t cry. 12 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[burningcrab]

hey. don’t cry. 11 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dedsec-pony]

hey. don't cry. 10 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ilikecorndogs]

hey. don't cry. 9 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ivipl1]

hey. don't cry. 8 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[asterofthedeepforest]

hey. don't cry. 7 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[virtualkidreborn64]

hey. don't cry. 6 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 5 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[unionizedcrabbucket]

hey. don't cry. 4 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[melting-away]

hey. don't cry. 3 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[spacetrashpile]

hey. don’t cry. 2 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dramamines-deactivated20240907]

hey. don't cry. 1 bottle of beer on the wall, ok?

[magicalmanhattanproject]

hey. cry.

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[dokufutenshi]

[jeekoftheweek]

[118sexen]

[lost-my-soup]

Reblog to cherish the nerd you rebloged it from

[118sexen]

[lost-my-soup]

Reblog to cherish the nerd you rebloged it from

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 91

Ankh (Kamen Rider)

Shouta Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

The Muppet Joker (@the-muppet-joker)

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

@the-muppet-joker

[mousegirlheart]

he did it! he found the One Peas!

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone