Bob's Burgers but if aired on CN
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Bob's Burgers but if aired on CN
i need mature!michael to fuck the daddy issues out of me
HIII I love your work!! can you make bimbo!fem! reader x mature!michael headcannons? I LOVE the idea of michael spoiling the shit out of his girl
hii pooks, thank u sm :DD
i can try 😭😭
this is my first time ever doing headcanons so pls bear w/ me and i apologize in advance
mature!michael x bimbo!fem! reader
◞♡ mature!michael who loves it when you wear your short little skirts, prancing around him when the two of you go out. naturally, he’s very possessive, so his hand is always resting on your hip or the small of your back. every now and then, he’ll gently tug the hem of your skirt to keep you from flashing everyone. he loves having any excuse to keep his hands on you.
◞♡ mature!michael who refuses to have you sit anywhere but his lap. he’ll happily let you talk his ear off for hours just because he loves hearing you talk about anything. he’ll sit there while you tell him about your day, the cute things you bought (all on his card, ofc), or the latest gossip you’ve heard. half the time he’s replying with a distracted “oh yeah?” or “is that right?” because he’s too busy peppering kisses along your cheek, your shoulder, your jawline, or wherever else he can reach.
◞♡ bimbo!reader who absolutely melts whenever michael praises you or uses certain pet names. he’ll call you pretty, beautiful, sweetheart, angel, or his sweet girl and suddenly your head gets all fuzzy. you’ll be in the middle of a conversation and completely lose your train of thought the second he says it. michael catches on pretty quickly, so he starts doing it on purpose.
◞♡ mature!michael who loves watching you get ready for bed. you’ll be standing in front of your vanity in your short little pink nightdress, just locked in on your skincare routine while he’s sitting on the bed watching you. he swears up and down that he’s a gentleman, but every time you glance up, you’ll catch him practically eye-fucking you through the mirror. he thinks you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen.
◞♡ mature!michael who always notices when you’ve gotten something new. whether it’s your nails, your hair, a new outfit, perfume, or lingerie, he’ll make you do a whole try-on haul for him, sitting back and watching while you model everything you bought. half the time, you can’t even get through all the outfits because he just can’t get over how good you look. before you know it, he's pulling you down onto his lap and fucking you right then and there.
◞♡ mature!michael who books out entire stores whenever you go shopping together, just so you can shop in peace. sometimes you’ll step out of the fitting room in a skimpy little outfit, and he won’t even be able to wait until you get home. he’ll follow you right back inside and bend you over against the mirror.
◞♡ mature!michael who loooves dressing you up. he'll spend forever with you in your closet, pulling dresses off hangers and holding them up against you while deciding which one he likes best. he'll fix the straps on your shoulders and make you do a little spin for him. sometimes you'll end up trying on ten different outfits because he keeps changing his mind. he loves seeing you all dressed up.
◞♡ mature!michael who never makes you ask for anything twice. mention that you like something once and it'll end up in your hands a day later. sometimes you don't even have to ask. he'll catch you eyeing something for a little too long, and suddenly it's yours before you even get a chance to realize you want it.
◞♡ mature!michael who loves when you get your nails done. he'll take your hand into his, turning it over to admire them and looking at them up close. but one of his favorite views has to be the way your hands look when they’re wrapped tightly around his dick.
◞♡ mature!michael who’s the exact same way with your lipstick and lip gloss. your lip combo never stays intact throughout the day. it'll always get smudged all over his lips... or his dick. he loves the mess he makes out of you.
◞♡ bimbo!reader who lowkey has an oral fixation. he finds it so endearing how much you love having his fingers in your mouth. whenever the two of you go out, he’ll buy you lollipops just to keep you satisfied until you get back home and he can finally give you the real thing (iykwim :p)
◞♡ mature!michael who will eat you out while making you talk about your day. you’ll be in absolute pleasure while he’s tongue-fucking you so good, leaving you hiccuping and breathlessly trying to keep up with your sentences. he’ll teasingly threaten to stop if you get quiet, but eventually, you’ll both get so wrapped up in the pleasure that he’ll just give it to you no matter what. the noises you make are music to his ears anyway.
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i hope this was ok... i wrote it during my break at work😭
being mature!michael's controversially young girlfriend ❤︎ minors dni
mature!michael that shows you off in any way he can. takes you to big galas, introduces you to important people you could only see on the head pages of the magazines, invites you on stage during his acceptance speeches. he prides himself in being your boyfriend and doesn't hide how he truly feels about you — and you don't either. you don't ever hesitate to kiss him in front of the cameras, performative but real at the same time, letting everyone know that you're his and he is yours.
mature!michael that has his arm wrapped around you at all times. he claims you that way, a silent, possessive gesture that sends a clear message: stay away.
mature!michael that spoils you to the limit — takes you to shopping malls (with his bodyguards staying right behind you the whole time) and lets you pick whatever you want, complimenting you as you try yet another dress on. bonus points if you ask for his opinion on a set of fancy, sexy lingerie. he won't let you leave that changing room for a hoooot second.
mature!michael that takes care of you each time he's close. he won't let you lift a finger — he prepares bubble baths for you, makes dinner (he's a surprisingly good cook!), washes your body in the shower after you've had a particularly hard day. he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he massages the shampoo into your scalp, pressing soft kisses onto the sides of your wet face.
mature!michael that, even though he'd never admit it, gets off to your age gap. something about you, so young and innocent, giving all of your undivided attention to the man twice your age, makes that sick satisfaction bloom in his stomach.
mature!michael and his daddy kink. he'll have you bent in half, cock nudging that sweet spot deep inside you with every, perfect stroke, voice dropping to something dangerous and delicious while he talks you through it. 'feels so good to have daddy so deep inside, doesn't it, baby?', 'daddy fills you up good, huh?', 'are you gonna be a good girl for daddy?' 'daddy's gonna cum so deep inside you you'll feel me for days' while he's pressing on your stomach. on and on. that man's a beast.
mature!michael that loves fucking you in public. you might be on a gala, even a family dinner, and he'll still find a way to get into your panties. he'll love to tease you about it, too; whispering how much of a dirty girl you are for giving yourself in to him like that, letting everyone see how good he fucks you. he'll cover your mouth with his hand, too, silencing your moans and whimpers so that no one else besides him hears. if he's feeling generous, he'll stuff your mouth with his fingers so you have something to suck on while he fucks you against the wall.
mature!michael that has learned to save photos into his phone just because of the nudes you send him. he might be on an important meeting when all of a sudden his phone buzzes, and he sees the most obscene, delicious picture of you he's ever seen with a little, cute message underneath: missing you extra hard right now, daddy x. — best believe, you'll regret sending those pictures as soon as he comes home.
mature!michael that facefucks you as a punishment for disobeying him and acting like a brat in public. he'll have you with your head hanging off the side of the bed, tongue lolling out and eyes watery as he drills into your mouth, not stopping until he's had enough.
mature!michael never ever leaves you without some proper aftercare. he'll massage your back, kiss the bruises he left on your skin and shower you with attention, letting you fall into that familiar headspace. he'll cradle you in his arms until your breath evens out, only then allowing himself to sleep.
mature!michael that can't sleep unless he's by your side. he needs to feel your smaller form cuddled up against him to properly rest. best believe, he's not going anywhere without you.
mature!michael that treats you like his personal muse. he's bought a digital camera to take multiple pictures of you (some less explicit than the others). he takes them to the studio with him, looking at them while he's stuck on a certain lyrics he just can't finish — immediately feeling that surge of inspiration come over him as he sees you.
mature!michael that doesn't let you be alone for a second. he takes you everywhere with him, knowing just how much you need to be close — you're too clingy to stay away for more than an hour.
mature!michael that knew he loved you as soon as he saw you. it took longer for you to feel the same way, but you fell for him sooner or later. he fell first, but you fell faster doesn't apply to your relationship — he would hang the stars for you if you asked him to. yeah, he definitely fell faster.
fin.
The little curl in the front, with his babygirl smile?! GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH 😩
This man deserves to have a spinoff show and I still stand by that
Lewis Pullman in The Tutor (2013)
Bob Reynolds x wife!reader who loves eating spicy food every day, no wonder yelena and the reader are best friends
Spice Lover
Summary: A series of events where you love spicy food and Bob watches with love for you.
Warnings: spicy food, Bob lowkey judging, mentions of using the bathroom, Joaquin having terrible spice tolerance, reader eats hot wings
Bob my Pookieeeee 🥹
DOMINIC SESSA as ANGUS TULLY in THE HOLDOVERS (2023)
family man
avastarred ficmas 2025, day 11
pairing: Robert "Bob" Reynolds/Sentry x f!reader synopsis: Bob shoots a TV special with the New Avengers and it leaves him with a spot of baby fever content: [18+ MDNI!!] established relationship, rough sex, multiple positions, couch sex, dumbification (sorta), breeding kink, pregnancy fetish (idk but i'm putting here to be safe), vaginal fingering, dirty talk, power use, he levitates, super fast fingers, unprotected pinv (u guys know the drill), multiple orgasms (f and m), multiple creampies, overstimulation, reader cries a little, fingers in reader's mouth, slight family talk, reader is on birth control, there's probably other stuff i forgot but these are the big things word count: 4.1k author's note: y'all... well... head in hands. hope you guys enjoy <3. also idk if any of u are kpoppies but fully got the TV special idea from those hello82 vids they make idols do (specifically the piwon vid. if u are a p1ece come say hi #mypeople). likes and reblogs are veryyyy appreciated hehe thank you for reading!!
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LEWIS PULLMAN as BEN PINK SKIES AHEAD (2020) dir. Kelly Oxford
#needthat
dominic sessa pouting can be something so personal
tell you what i want rhett to go ham when he eats you out. like i just know he does. he overhears some of his rodeo buddies talking about it and he’s like “do i eat pussy? obviously, what the fuck? why wouldn’t i?” 🤨
A/N: I’ll raise you twenty and say this man also goes down on you before every ride because eating you out seems to be his good luck charm.
Word Count: 2,232