Acute Awareness

Chelsea. Atlanta. 25. Queer. chelseahoag.com. Photographer.

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which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

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larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

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[khangoftheworld]

I choked because of this

[pymdn-deactivated20221205]

I died at spussy and twinkbob

[californiadreamboy]

Stop putting this on my dash

[staythatswhatimeanttosay]

Please, never smoke. Never even start smoking, if you are lucky enough to possess a pair of untouched, perfectly pink lungs.

It plagues you. When you’re a smoker, being outside isn’t enjoying nature; it’s an opportunity to smoke. Driving isn’t an escape; it’s getting in your car and always traveling to the same destination: reaching for your pack. It’s a social crutch and a motivational handicap.

And once you quit, it doesn’t go away. I’ve been almost completely smoke free for five years now, one year longer than I was a smoker, and I still crave a cigarette. Every day, I still crave a cigarette.

You only look cool smoking in your early 20s. After that, everyone judges you for not quitting once you graduated college. I’m serious, don’t romanticize this harmful habit; it’s unhealthy, and dangerous, and easy to avoid.

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

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[ruinedchildhood]

Same

[beybad]

white culture in 5 screencaps

[voiceofnature]

Hedgehogs and mushrooms

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[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[sonofwarandwisdom-deactivated20]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND AMAZING

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ICONIC

[misstamary-deactivated20180510]

“Does that make sense?”

“Maybe.”

😂😂😂😂 He’s great! 

[whitespiresmoved-deactivated201]

white people aren’t allowed to say poc anymore bc they don’t know the difference between an adjective and a noun. now they have to spell it out, and it’s spelled “PEOPLE OF COLOR,” since a lot of you also don’t know what these abbreviations even stand for

white people can reblog this, especially if you have a lot of white followers

[persephonewrites]

bc a lot of ppl in the notes have seemed to miss the point:

poc stands for people of color and person of color. “pocs” is wrong.

it’s not “poc characters,” it’s characters of color. 

it’s not “poc men” or “poc women,” but men of color (moc) and women of color (woc).

[whitespiresmoved-deactivated201]

thanks for explaining it; i got tired of doing it lol

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like to charge reblog to cast

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Giant squirrel

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TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME or I’m going to be worried about you BITCH.