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[southparkyimagines]

Important Update

Alright guys, I didn't wanna say it (because saying it makes it true), but I feel like I have to.

This blog is dead.

I was holding out hope to revive it during season 23, but hell that didn't happen for season 22 either...

Rest in peace to the 300 something asks you've sent and I've left unanswered.

Thanks for making this blog a super fun time for me, while I was active anyway. 😅❤️

If for some reason any of you want to follow my main, it's @catpickles-explosion (be warned I'm mainly reblogging IT stuff right now cuz I'm hyperfixating hardcore). You might see some cute SP stuff every once in a while from me.

Part of me still holds out hope I'll be back for season 23, but honestly it doesn't seem likely...

So here's a goodbye to all of you wonderful people that made this fandom such fun to be a big part of.

Goodbye my friends. Keep your heads up. Keep smiling. Keep on keeping on.

P.S. To all the ship asks: I ship you with whoever you want me to because you deserve the world. Love whatever characters you want and they love you back now. Congrats.

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Canon things the South Park fandom tends to forget

-Stan is an alcoholic

-Kyle enjoys studying for exams

-Tweek thinks of puppies to calm down

-Butters got his eye fucked up thanks to a shuriken Kenny threw

-Kenny spoke!! For like six sentences!!! In “The Jeffersons”!!!!

-Jimmy has had sex with a prostitute

-Ike has had sex with his teacher

-The Chief Policeman was married for years in drag to a pimp

-Kyle has no rhythm

-Tweek can play the piano

-Jimmy is part of Craig’s group, stop leaving him out dammit

-Stan’s mom has the best boobs in town

-Philip and the mayor of South Park are very likely bisexual

-Kenny can sing opera

-Kyle has the same blood-type as Cartman, as well as his kidney (that makes him squirt milk out of his nose if he laughs too hard)

-Tweek is addicted to meth

-Cartman has the potential to be a regular-not-sociopathic kid when his mom puts her foot down

-The goth kids used to be bullied before they became goth

-Tweek has blue eyes, Craig has green

-Cartman’s mom is artistic

(Feel free to add on)

[southparkyimagines]

Can I request the main four minus cartman + Craig bc Im extra and I don't like him, with a s/o who's freaking out during a thunderstorm? I was in hurricane Irma and WOW UM SCARY

Kyle:

When he sees that over explaining the science behind the storm isn’t getting through to you, he completely switches gears. He shuts off the news that he’d been keeping a close eyes on for storm updates, grabs a whole bunch of blankets, and snuggles up to you on the couch. Over a cup of hot cocoa, he tells you about how he used to be afraid of storms too when he was little.

Stan:

At first seems likes he’s ignoring you. He just keeps running between his room and every closet in his house. He won’t explain what he’s doing or why. After you finally submit to being ignored and plop down on the couch, it isn’t long until he comes to find you and bring you up to his room. He’s made a giant blanket fort. You, Stan, and Spike snuggle all through the storm.

Kenny:

No matter how bad the storm is, Kenny goes out and runs through the rain without concern. When he sees your worried face peeking through the window, he finally comes back in. You spend a long time scolding him for doing that as well as drying him off. It might have been a bit stressful, but before you know it, the rain has stopped.

Craig:

Craig actually really enjoys all types of storms, thunderstorms included, and doesn't understand your worries, but he can’t stand to see you so upset. He puts in a movie, either an old favorite or a new one that neither of you have seen, and cranks the volume to drown out the rain, even if he’d rather hear the pitter patter. Every rumble of thunder causes him to hold you a bit tighter. Soon, you learn to appreciate the thunder.

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Sorry I posted an unanswered thing a while back???

I never even noticed.

W H O O P S

Also answering a few things. Or at least trying. Goddamn computer is so sloooow.

[southparkyimagines]

Also apparently 'a few things' means 2. Just posted one and queued another.

I wish I could do more but my body is fighting me so hard today.

Here's hoping for some more tomorrow!!

[southparkyimagines]

i saw you did sexuality headcanons for the boys,,, what about craig's gang? :)

(Adding Butters because of who I am as a person)

Butters: Panromantic, Homosexual - Ever since he was little, even before he really understood the concept of a crush, he’d keep a page of doodles of people that made him blush. The page is consistently covered with boys and girls alike, with a specific boy or two circled that made him blush more than any other. After he grew up a bit and began to discover himself, he looked back and found that he’d always been this way.

Craig: Homosexual - He actually struggles with his sexuality quite often, though you’d never know due to his emotionless façade. Due to this, he rarely ever speaks of crushes or romantic ideas of any kinds in fears that the wrong person will overhear. This also leads him to be quite closed off in public to those he may be dating.

Clyde: Pansexual - Will not miss a chance to hit on someone or use a bad pickup line. Will never let gender make him miss a chance to flirt, Because of this, he’s become accustomed to being romantically involved with both genders, because he gets positive responses more often than you’d think, and he’s not turning them down either.

Tweek: Demisexual - He’s much too paranoid to develop a crush on anyone too quickly, only after becoming close friends with someone will he start to develop a crush on them. Even still, he rarely notices that he has a crush until it hits him that he’s had the crush for months.

Token: Heteroromantic, Asexual - He finds that he has fewer crushes than most and feels much less strongly about them than his friends do. After quite a while of self reflection and contemplation, he realizes he’s just looking for a reliable (and decently intelligent) woman to spend his life alongside.

Jimmy: Heterosexual - Even though his sexuality is often seen in a negative light by those in the LGBTQ+ community, Jimmy has managed to avoid this negativity. He’s a huge LGBTQ+ ally, and lacks the fragile masculinity that makes some heterosexual men a bit less than desirable.

[southparkyimagines]

Sorry I posted an unanswered thing a while back???

I never even noticed.

W H O O P S

Also answering a few things. Or at least trying. Goddamn computer is so sloooow.

[iovonix]

(Dont even yell at me bc i called myself out in this too)

Also this is A JOKE POST dont get offended by it

if yall want i can do more characters i definitely need to do tweek and craig

Edit: dont comment about the stereotypical jew nose thing anymore, i did not know it was said in the show that he had his mothers nose so shhhh ignore that lol

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Fandom kenny

IM EXPOSING ALL OF YOU KENNY WHORES

[ayemccormick-blog]

i love this

so much

[southparkyimagines]

How would the Vamp King react if he saw his crush getting teased for reading Twilight?

CALL UPON THE LEAGUES OF THE VAMPIRES

Will literally stalk all guilty parties that are making fun of them, making them question their sanity. It’s wild.

He’s the king of secrecy. You’ll never know what he’s doing, no one will know. He works in the shadows.

Suddenly, he’ll ask you about the state of the bullying after it’s long since stopped. He knows. He just wants to make sure you noticed, too.

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Could I get some headcanons for Michael? Like I love him so much and your headcanons of him are perfection and I would love whatever you give me!! (And if some NSFW found its way in the mix I wouldn’t be too upset wink wink)

He is very superstitious, but embraces it all in the wrong way. Black cats are bad luck? They’re his favorites. 13 is unlucky? It’s his lucky number. Broken mirrors bring bad luck? He keeps multiple in his room for aesthetic purposes.

The Cure is his fucking jam. The other goths tease him about liking 80′s music, but he doesn’t care.

On one of his birthdays, his parents got him a cane. He was shocked and surprised by the gesture, as it seemed like they’d finally come to terms with him being goth. He doesn’t take that cane out much anymore in fears that he’ll ruin it. It holds too much sentimental value for that.

NSFW: He has a thing for candles, all aspects of them. The mood lighting they provide is a turn on. The melted wax is a turn on. Fire? Sure, fire too.

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hi hi I love your blog !! it's so cute and you write things so well! I have a headcanon request, how would kyle cheer up his s/o that's been feeling sad and generally not feeling too great? thank you ^^❤️❤️❤️

Thank you so much! <3

He would write them notes and letters and poems all the time. Just little things, but still sweet.

He would hang around all the time. If he had nowhere specific to be, he’d be wherever they are.

He’d try not to talk about it much, worrying that it would make them feel worse. He doesn’t poke and prod, but is willing to listen to anything.

He’ll tell anyone and everyone to fuck off if he sees them pestering you when you’re down, no matter what.

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Hello, do you have some more headcanons for Mike? Including NSFW? Thank you!

For a moment, my brain was not in South Park mode, and I was like Mike Hanlon? That’s my fuckin BOI Then I was like, oh maybe it’s Mike Wheeler? In which case, that’s my Boi.

(BTW I’m pulling these out of thin air, so they’re random whoops lol)

He has a nice Etsy shop where he sells a wide variety of things. Vampire fangs, embroidered jackets, bones, artwork, décor, you name it. His page is heaven for other vamp kids.

Takes too long to get ready. He has a billion thing to do before he leaves the house and he takes his dear, sweet time. He’s almost always right on time though...

NSFW: He’s super into roleplaying. There’s all the vampire scenarios, of course, but he’s down for anything a bit on the nose and out there.

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I want you to know that you’re responsible for me getting back into South Park and for that I thank you!!!

Ahhh! No problem my dude. I’m thrilled to know I’m a fandom gateway now. ^.^

[southparkyimagines]

South park goth kids including firkle act around their crush headcanons

Michael:

If he has a crush at all he starts smoking at least twice as much. It’s kind of a nervous habit, and having a crush in any way makes him incredibly nervous.

Stares. Just stares. If called out on it, he’ll deny, deny, deny.

His mind just gets fuzzy around his crush. He gets ditzy and forgetful (probably because he’s constantly fantasizing).

Pete:

Will fall silent around his crush, afraid of saying something stupid.

If he does get into a conversation with his crush, however, he will not shut up. He rambles on and on and on.

Always fixing his hair. Flipping it out of his eyes, running his fingers through it. Constantly.

Henrietta:

Is always 110% enraptured by whatever her crush is saying no matter what it is.

Will always find an excuse to play love songs around them.

Always texting her crush. Even if they’re in the same place. She’ll talk to them and text them. It’s wild.

Firkle:

Is equally adorable and terrifying. He’ll bring his crush stuffed animals, but they’ll be mutilated and creepy. He’ll write love songs and sweet poetry, but they’re all tinged with the usual gothic creepiness.

Smiles all the time.

Steals glances inconspicuously and tries as hard as he can to not get caught doing it.

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gggghfhth your blog has given me life

I am glad it has done so. <3

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!! A band kid? I’m an art kid lol (drawing mostly). It’s so weird none of my friends understand the art kid/band kid/theatre kid rivalry

Yes I’m a band kid lol. A choir kid too, but not school choir.In my school, the art kids, theatre kids, and band kids get along pretty well. We have tiffs with the orchestra kids and the choir kids. Mainly the choir kids. THEY NEVER STOP VAPING. LIKE EVER.

Lmao sorry. Band kid rant over.

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Good to know you're still here.Would hate to see this amazing blog die.(Can't say much because my device is picky)

Aww. Thank you for thinking my blog should stay alive! <3

I haven’t been here, but I’m answering a few things tonight, so there’s that much at least.