he's still dead, jim.

i'm lex. 34. i like a lot of things. i don't always tag stuff.

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[sovietdeatharm]

are u in any rp groups ??

No they're usually full of youngins and peepaw can't hang ✌🏻

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[caffeinatedomens]

[wiredawake]

Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, CA, 4/23/26

[l00106]

[sovietdeatharm]

setting a minimum length requirement is craaazzyyy work dawg

Listen here

A paragraph is not medium length, 3 paragraphs is

If you can't write at least a paragraph, your character exploration needs work 🙂

[par4n0id-andr0id]

CLAUDIA :DD

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL is the newest Chanel House Ambassador

[sovietdeatharm]

Looking for a long term rp partner!

I am 34. Preferred partner who is 25+ but I'd be happy to rp with anyone 21+

All muses must be 18+, oc and/or canon

Discord only, Tupper preferred

Minimum one paragraph per reply and I like to try and match if I can if it's longer

I am pst and would prefer time zones closer to mine because I work later in the day but I'll write with anybody who clicks!

-Dead dove/kink friendly (except for vore, scat, and water sports) /smut heavy but plot heavy as well

-mxm preferred but I will also write mxf. I don't play female :(

-I enjoy most themes and absolutely love world building in any era/setting. I adore AU's

-Face claims preferred, I am very visual

Fandoms:

Batman, star trek, interview with the vampire (show), marvel, lights out, and more

Please message me on Tumblr if you're interested!!

[aurorawritestoescape]

S I R

[rylandsgrace]

PEDRO PASCAL

Attends the Chanel Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 06, 2025 in Paris, France

[lynaskie]

'I think I'll take my whiskey neat...' Autumn season is finally here!

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[great-and-small]

Made awkward eye contact with an Osprey flying overhead today

[spider-mann]

David Corenswet photographed for Banana Republic

[sportsmusicsoapsmoviesfan]