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Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home

blake kathryn

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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi

ellievsbear
$LAYYYTER
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Mike Driver

@theartofmadeline
Game of Thrones Daily
Keni
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@soydelrio
Tumblr would enjoy this I thought
this is so ridiculous lol.
Two totally different personalities lmao
i don’t know florence welch personally but she gave birth to me
an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)
me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth
masterpost
The Seven Deadly Sins
@sites that openly call me out for using adblock
did I ask
me: i mean i don’t really care what other people think of star wars characters’ sexualities like. w/e, u know? different interpretations are chill
some homophobe: but none of the star wars characters are gay there cannot be gay characters in star wars star wars does not have a single gay char
me:
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
‘I Hate Coriander’ is one savage group
me, watching cutthroat kitchen and licking cheeto dust off my fingers: man, i can't believe this idiot didn't render his duck fat
hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue
*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle
listening to Azealia Banks’ music:
reading Azealia Banks’ tweets:
@everymanisamirror
friend: wyd
me: studying
friend: let’s gossip
me:
@ou8abug
When a video game boss has multiple forms: