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 alexus | 22 | sad lesbian college student (づᚖ ͜ʖᚖ)づ

[greywindys]

Happy birthday, 2D! | 5.23.20

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[moki-dokie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE

[taragrimface]

the most potent, profound satirization of american christianity in history is the creation and success of mormonism

[taragrimface]

joe smith saw what americans liked about christianity and was like. fuck it lets just do a full reboot. here comes racist papa christ and his american angel pals. You Have To Give Money To God

[taragrimface]

when i was a kid there was lots of gulf storms down the bay and my grimgram told me when it thunders thats because angels r bowling and jesus got a strike

mormonism is like if you made a whole religion out of whatever compels grandmas to act like that

[taragrimface]

mormons believe native americans are jewish people who got turned brown for angering god but go off

[jbt7493]

they WHAT?

[taragrimface]

google mormonism skin of blackness

it's the entire premise of their holy text

[jlm-syndrome]

IS THAT WHY ALL OF STEPHANIE MEYERS NATIVE CHARACTERS HAVE EXTREMLY BIBLICAL JEWISH NAMES. SCREAM.

[autiestella-archive]

there seem lot positive for ppl who struggle but manage school, but not much for ppl who fail, who drop out, or never able go in firstplace

so just wanting shoutout at fellow ppl who couldn’t manage, who never been able, & may never be able. we’re worth love, too, no matter what knowledge got in head - we’re more than just number.

[sabertoothwalrus]

look at me and tell me these earrings aren’t clip-ons

[sabertoothwalrus]

these ones are stickers and he’s using magic to make the dangly pieces float

[sabertoothwalrus]

[malingshunuwang]

@eggpuffs​

[cheruib]

[travel-versa-deactivated2024080]

Moon

[funnytwittertweets]

[woolsheepy]

Passage of the Marshes part II

[sarcasticredrover]

BREAKING NEWS: Local Lynel allows Hylian man to peacefully pass through its domain.

[snark-n-snack]

Lynel:

[lesbx]

obsessed with this actually

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

[constallayetions]

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

[grayblebayble]

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

[enbyzukostanblog]

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

[overlordofbisexuals]

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

[yankee-doodle-danger]

how dare you leave this gold in the notes

[importantcollectionbasementus]

hey

[bunney]

hey can anyone else see this?

[commanderfreddy]

tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with

[luisonte]

New York. Martes.

[thedaytodaylifeofafangirl]

I’m sorry but there is nothing more aggressively New York than that guy climbing over the rail to get to the subway faster while ignoring megafauna pizza rat

[drivoeggmanrobotnik]

bowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman

[sanguchito]

literally

[oscarjamesleigh]

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[operativesurprise]

Sadly special coffee drinks don’t motivate me so my husband and I came up with Shrimp Points. We organized our Tasks and daily chores and stuff that’s been hanging over our heads and assigned various amounts of Shrimp Points to each item, and once we get to 1000 points we get to get neocardinia aquarium shrimp as pets. 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

free to play lifestyle