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22//Eddsworld, EMH, elder scrolls, and many others.//mostly a writer.//

[habitual-anarchy]

Hello! Welcome to my blog! My name is Wil but you may also call me Tord, HABIT, or Sheo.

I'm 22 years old and I'm also the Admin of @redarmy-official (known as Admin W there, however RA official is currently on hiatus due to a lot of personal things happening recently.)

This is my personal blog! Where I'll likely be posting context for the AU red Army official takes place in, as well as just sharing general posts that wouldn't fit on that blog.

Before you get started, here's my DNI:

Zionists

Racists

Pedos (or MAPS, whatever the fuck you bastards call yourselves.)

Pro-Trump (You voted for a n@z!)

Anti-LGBTQ

TERFs, Transmeds, Truscums.

Pro-life (their body their choice, fuck off.)

Right-wingers in general

People who believe witchcraft is Satanic/evil

People who believe Paganism is Satanic/evil

Anti-recovery

And others but I'm sick and exhausted at the time of making this.

Please just be a nice person and I WON'T block you.

Anyway! Have a fantastic day, and I'll see you on the flip side!

[theloverislost]

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

[autistichalsin]

The test for allyship isn't how you treat an oppressed person who is your friend, family, spouse. It's how you treat an oppressed person you absolutely can't stand who is vile and loathsome in every way.

Do you gender trans people correctly even when they're being absolutely terrible people? Do you refuse to use the r-slur against someone who suicide baited you but is neurodivergent? Do you refuse to snark at a mentally ill person who is being genuinely unpleasant, "go take your meds!"

Do you allow members of marginalized groups to be terrible people without judging their entire demographic for it? One of the most invisible yet vital forms of privilege is the right to be terrible people as an individual rather than as a group. Do you acknowledge that there are bad people in every group, that it doesn't make their group less worth fighting for? Or do you shake your head if you happen to get mistreated by some who belong to a group and insist the entire group is awful and not worth your allyship?

Oppressed people can see how you treat those of us you like, but do you still treat the worst of us with the basic dignity you treat the worst of other groups with?

[the-quasar-hero]

Very generally speaking, when you see a black man in a piece of media, be it tv show, movie, video game, etc. there’s something you often see a lot of writers do. To go against the stereotype of black men (and black people in general) being dumb and lazy, you’ll see this black male character being smart and an achiever. 

The Black Nerd. A common character type, the nerd will always be very interested in all things nerdy: science, video games, mathematics, etc. In an continued effort to combat stereotypes, the Black Nerd will be lack athleticism, probably being asthmatic (the nerdiest of conditions). The Black Nerd will dress smartly, suspenders and bow ties. They’ll always talk smart too, using proper English with complex words.

Now, I don’t have a problem with a black character being a nerd, indeed black people are a people; we aren’t all the same and we all have varying personalities. The problem I have is that too often we see a distinct disconnect between Blackness and the Black Nerd. The Black Nerd doesn’t listen to hip hop or rap, only classical music. The Black Nerd only has white friends, the only other black characters are into not nerdy stuff. The Black Nerd never ever uses AAVE at any time in any context.

And again I must say that Black people, not being a monolith, there are no hard fast rules to being Black. I’m more than sure there are Black people like what I’ve described above, I’m not saying it’s impossible; what I’m getting at is that the only Black Nerd we see. There are Black Nerds that play basketball, that bump Kendrick Lamar, and use AAVE since it’s an ever changing dialect. I’m just saying there’s no one way of being a nerd and no one way of being Black.

[the-quasar-hero]

Well @dumbey, seems we’re in similar boats

[the-quasar-hero]

This ain’t about him, this is about Black/Asian solidarity. Focus.

[necronatural]

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[habitual-anarchy]

Tom took the photo.

Pose ref/background under cut

[habitual-anarchy]

Telamonic - A gender under the Kenochoric umbrella characterized by being paradoxical and incomprehensible, with tones of being nonhuman, uncanny, and mischievous.

Coined by: Me Flag by: Me

[kiraspaladinofmadness]

Some questions answered.

KIRAS

What is your character's favourite colour, and do they have a reason for liking it so much?

Green, because of Sheogorath’s vest. Sidenote; he has “met” the banker and the comforter. 

How would your character respond to being shown compelling evidence that they were, in fact, a character?

He would definitely zero-sum.

How would your character like to celebrate their wedding/dating anniversary (even if it's only hypothetical)?

He would make it be the day they met ;). Hypothetical. They aren’t official.

How does your character feel about being called by terms of endearment (honey, sweetheart, darling, etc), and how do they feel about using terms of endearment themself?

He finds them demeaning and refuses to use them. Especially dearie. 

What personality trait does your character most find themselves envying in others?

He envies the traits of innocence and affectionate. Innocence makes it difficult to be around most children for him, it reminds him of what he was never able to have. Affectionate because he thinks he’d have a better time wooing his crush if he could be less harsh, but he keeps saying the wrong thing. 

What situation is most likely to make them lose their temper and lash out?

When his background as a necromancer following Mannimarco is brought up and poked fun of. 

If your character were to star in their own movie, what genre would it be?

Horror. Imagine halfway between Labyrinth and Iron Lung. 

What smell most reminds them of their childhood?

Freshly overturned dirt. He was a grave digger like his mother was before she became what she is. 

If your character needed to drop off the grid, where on earth would they go and how would they make money to survive?

He would go back to the “cottage” of sticks he made that he foolishly thinks is a modest home. He would have a hard time giving up money to live off the grid again. He needs other people to survive, even after he gains some power because he needs someone to hold him back so he doesn’t keep testing his limits. 

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[uncleletsky]

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[chipper-smol]

vampire bites your neck and then pulls back and goes “ew”

how would you respond

[dicebagsystem]

“Tried to tell you.”

[habitual-anarchy]

"Aw sorry dawg, had Garlic Bread for lunch."

[lancevoltron]

[living-force]

Simon "the butcher", who is horrified when he finds out he sentenced a man to death by pressing the camera button.

Simon "the butcher" who keeps apologizing for not knowing better, for causing harm to the people in the room, for being rightfully angry and lashing out, turning every knob and lever and pressing that damn button because why would it work when he doesn't have any power and why didn't they just Tell Him??

Simon "the butcher" who gets teary and has the look of a hurt child on his face when ava mentions filament station and his voice trembles when he is quick to say "that wasn't supposed to happen"...

Simon "the butcher" who apologizes to the sm-13, an inanimate object, after hitting the console.

Just... Simon being so unbeliebably human throughout the whole movie, it makes my heart ache for him

[noblesandsstories]

Amazing post, I kinda wanna piggy back with something.

Choosing the epithet "The Butcher" is a very deliberate choice. It's meant to depict him as a murder in the minds of the people that look negatively upon him, but that's not the only definition of butcher.

A butcher is also a necessary job to the food supply. They hack up parts of animals, they bleed them out, become covered head to toe with blood and gore. But for their dirty work, the best cuts of meat are produced.

People are fed because of butchers.

People were saved because of Simon.

[habitual-anarchy]

Dude, I.

I saw an edit of Antinous' Just a Man but with Actor Mark and The Colonel and I think I'm actually a changed man.

"When will I be

Good enough for YOU.

Must I become

a MONSTER?!"

+

"When does a ripple become a tidal wave?

When does the reason become the blame?

When does a man become

A monster?"

I think I'm actually dead. It suits them both so well.

Just a Man was ALWAYS a William song IMO but HOLY S H I T I never thought about Antinous' Just a Man for Mark.

[funkygraveyards-deactivated2023]

wouldnt it be fucked up if dark was the one in the mock interview