UM BUT WAIT Lardo and Shitty go as Jack & Bitty. And this is Lardo and Shits weāre talking about so, itās subversion galore. What does that mean? That mean Lardo is Jack and Shitty is Bits. -Lardo goes all out with the contouring. Iām talking chiseled cheekbones, jawline. Blue contacts. Styles her hair like Jack, gets some Adidas track pants and a black t shirt. -Shitty doesnāt shave his mustache, but he trims it so its not so bushy. He puts on a blonde wig and gets Lardo to style it. He gets a cute little button up, but thatās not the clincher. He puts on the TEENIEST little shorts, which just barely cover his ass and nads. - Lardo wears a muscle suit and pads her butt with foam. She stands around frowning at everyone with her arms crossed. Jack sees her and says āI donāt do that.ā AS HEāS STANDING THERE WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED, FROWNING. -Shitty takes on a horrible southern accent and makes up incredibly bizarre exclamations (āmercy May heaven biscuits!ā). He keeps draping himself suggestively over furniture, and Bitty keeps laughing so hard he cries. -Lardo starts eating protein powder out of the tub with a spoon. Shitty starts peeling apples. -its all fun and games until Shitty squats and his balls fall out of his shorts in front of everyone. @troey-jibiani I hope this is okay lol
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