EXPECTATIONS
JVL
Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Product Placement
hello vonnie
Monterey Bay Aquarium
RMH
Discoholic 🪩
#extradirty
pixel skylines
will byers stan first human second
untitled
No title available
blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
𓃗
wallacepolsom
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Austria
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Greece
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from France
@spacefoxpadawan
The importance of carrying a sketchbook
It has become almost a signature move for me, to be at a place for a while and then whip out my sketchbook and pen and draw. I have been doing this for a few years now and I can’t imagine going out without one in my backpack.
One would ask: ”But why? ”
My answer is this. Carrying a sketchbook with me at all times has helped me develop as an artist. It helped me to look at things from a artists…
View On WordPress
COOPERATION IS KEY
So any time you start a new job, you also get a package of new people, who I would say, are your potential new friends. Not all of them, of course, but some definitely. But to make new friends, you have to be communicative. That can sometimes be hard for people, who call themselves artists, for they are often more like lone wolves and not that much like pack animals. But you know, sometimes you…
View On WordPress
Balancing your work, family and art
A lot of people ask me, how I manage creating art, while being a student, who works and who has just started a family. If you look at it, it is a lot of stuff to do, but you can make it work. Everybody has to work, to support their family. That is a fact of the world, we live in. It will of course depend on the type of work you do. Currently I am a student, who works at an airport as a ground…
View On WordPress
5 steps you need to learn to draw better
I know what you’re thinking. Ah yes, one of those 5 steps that will make you a professional. But I am not a professional, so I can’t teach you to be one either. I would just like to share, what I learned, so that it might help you to get better at drawing. If you are one of those people, who say: ”I can’t draw!”, then this is the post for you. Step 1: Draw cubes You might have heard of this one…
View On WordPress
What I think about '' HOW TO DRAW tutorials''?
What I think about ” HOW TO DRAW tutorials”?
As anyone before and anyone after me, I too have gotten into art by first googling these exact words into my search bar. How to draw eyes, how to draw human head, how to draw horses and so on. And it was nice. I memorised a few tutorials, with a few steps and SHAZAM! I knew how to draw the cat! But that was it. Learning those tutorials gave me no wiggle room for improvement. I would say doing…
View On WordPress
Drawing architecture without being an architect?
So recently I had some time on my hands, between my job, being sick and taking care of my pregnant wife, so I decided, to try my hand at some architectural drawings. A couple of weeks ago, I watched a video made by Spencer Nugent (you can check his channel if you follow this link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBtSgEZk914z5InEs_U2J3w). I love watching his videos, for he explains the basics of…
View On WordPress
Putting the "St" in the "art"
I had to write a start to my blog, so I wrote this. I hope you like it.
I always knew I like to draw. For the big part of my life that was just a thing that I sometimes did. I never really got to learning it, until about a year ago. As many people do, I also thought art was just based on pure talent and people who don’t have that talent were just doomed to not dwelve in the buisness of art. Alas, I was wrong. You dont need any specific talent to create art. Art comes…
View On WordPress
HOW PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES EAT
(Based on my experience as a cashier in a bakery/restaurant)
Germany: Disgusting France: Disgusting England: Disgusting Netherlands: Disgusting Slovenia: Disgusting USA: Disgusting Italy: Disgusting
Conclusion: You are all disgusting. So stop hating on each other.
My boyfriend told me over text that he didn't know the Minotaur story
Boyfriend: I... I don't even know the story that well babe, I can't even say xD
Me:Okay so
Me:Poseidon gives a bull to King Minos, the best and shiniest bull you ever saw, and he's like "You can have this, but only if you promise to sacrifice it to me later" and Minos is like "Sure yeah okay man whatever" so Poseidon sends this bestest bull ever galloping up out of the salty sea spray, and everyone standing around is like "Hot fuck look at that bull" And Minos agrees, and he likes the bull SO much he decides to just quietly sort of...keep it. And he does kill a bull for Poseidon but it's one of his own, lame normal bulls, and Poseidon's no pushover so of course he notices.
Me:Poseidon is also notoriously easily angered, and he's royal pissed about this, so he comes up with one of the most devious punishments ever, and he infects Minos' wife Pasiphae with a desperate, DESPERATE thirst for the bull. Like she can think of nothing but getting some of that hot Bull D.
Boyfriend:..........Thefuck.
Me: But it's hard to convince a bull, especially a divinely spawned bull, to fuck you if you are in fact not a cow but a human queen, so she comes up with a plan
Boyfriend:I thought some god comes down in bull form and fucks her??
Me: Ohh, no no no, that's the much much more tame story of Europa, who has sex with Zeus in bull form. This is different
Me:She goes to the best inventor she knows, Daedalus, and she's like "I need this bull to fuck me I NEED IT" and Daedalus is like "That's really weird maybe you should talk to someone" and she's like "I am talking to you and I am your queen so you better fucking make this happen for me I am going to peel my own skin off if I don't get some bull dick ASAP. But he doesn't want me because I am not fat, four-legged, and mooing."
Boyfriend: Oh..... oh no.
Me: So Daedalus shrugs, probably shudders a little, and builds the prettiest, most fuckable wooden cow a bull ever saw, but he makes it hollow, presumably with some openings in some awkward places.
Boyfriend: OH GOD. NO.
Me:So Pasiphae puts this monstrosity in the field with the bull, climbs in it, and waits. And Daedalus really is a skilled inventor, and he apparently knows what a bull likes, because Pasiphae finally gets the hot bull loving she's been dreaming of
Boyfriend: I........ I need an aspirin. That is disgusting.
Me: Only she apparently hasn't been tracking her cycles, because she gets pregnant, and births the minotaur and King Minos is like "What the fuck?" and Pasiphae is like "Honey I need to tell you something"
Me:And that is how it happened
Boyfriend: That is NOT HOW THAT WORKS
Me: Welcome to Mythology.
A conversation between me and my customer
Me: So would that be all? Customer: Yes. Me: So that would be 3.45. Customer: 3.45, please. Me: ... Customer: You forgot to say please. Me: 3.45 please? Customer: here you go.
So there was this couple right. And the woman had the money. When I tried to take it (as a payment ya know, I ain't no robber) her boyfriend slapped me on my hand and said: "No, I will give you money, my woman must not touch any other man." He was fucking serious. Like he was nkt fucking joking. I was fucking screaming on the inside "RUN BITCH RUN, HE AINT THE MAN FO' YA!!!"
So this woman came to my store today. We have three coffee machines, small, medium and large, sorted as such. "Excuse me sir, which machine is the medium one?" "The one in the middle ma'am. The one with a tag -medium-."
》All customers are assholes until proven otherwise.《 ~Cashier codex pg. 65, par. 3, line 8~
Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.
why is nobody talking about this
This should be known to the world.
Violent crime in Slovenia, by police precinct.
It should also be pointed out, that the reason there is a red area, is that the area is called dolenska and the alcohol consumption is generally very high there.
I can usually tell if the person is a foreighner. When I tell them the price in my native language they usually look at the tag. So if I say hello to you and you stay quiet, but then you understand the price I tell you, I know you are in fact an asshole.
So today a customer came to me and asked me real quietly, if we can do the transaction somewhere else, because she is scared of cash registers. We ended up exchanging money in the corner, like it was a drug deal.
