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do you have any good jokes? i am sad
Bill Nye is a scientist
Le Figaro have a newly published photograph from inside Notre Dame shortly before the roof collapsed, as molten lead fell into the nave. (+)
My girl lookin like cinderella,
You smell like goat cheese I'm fresh mozzerella.
now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that's like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the pedophilic behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.
I don’t get pedophile vibes from drake . This a reach
"I dont get pedophile vibes from drake. This is a reach". What vibes you get doesnt change anything??? Its been WELL DOCUMENTED that drake, a 33 year old man, has a pattern of becoming involved with kids.
Theres videos of him kissing and dancing up on a 17 year old kid at a concert.
Millie Bobbie Brown was 14 when she met and "befriended" Drake. He proceeds to text her late at night about her love life.
Bella Harris was 16 when she met and "befriended" Drake. A couple years later he SHUT DOWN A WHOLE RESTAURANT to have a date night with her.
Drake met Hailey Baldwin when she was 14 and he was 24. It became public when they were 19 and 29 that they were dating.
Drake is very public about his interest in very young women. Maybe hes not dating or sleeping with these kids. But he's clearly okay with crossing lines and boundaries that aren't appropriate with teenagers. This is grooming if nothing else. And it's still wrong.
and here we see the Gamecube in it’s natural habitat. What a beautiful, majestic creature.
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The wording of this indicates this was two different crimes
Cows in Flowers
That’s not justice
reblog until ur fingers bleed
Signal boost. This is a really important issue.
The “I probably shouldn’t have clowns” Starter Pack
Clowns are creatures that need to clown. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active creatures that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Circus Clowns are delightful to keep in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 clown adds 30 square feet to the space needed. They need multiple props and performance areas in order to replicate their natural environment. These are examples of proper Circus Clown or other basic clown enclosures.
Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed, when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it’s cheaper. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight.
Clowns shouldn’t be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a car 24/7 as a toy for your kids will stress them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primarily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns.
I’m cringing at that rainbow collection of “my mommy got me a cute clown” balloon sticks. These are creatures that need to run around with helium balloons. They need to bounce and float away when released. Air-filled balloons on sticks are not a suitable replacement. This is the proper set up for a clown or more modern jesters.
Clowns get stressed from any foot confinement under size 16. Clown shoes are the worst item for being sold to kids as “accessories” in human foot sizes. When kept like that the clown will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 60 or more. They need colourful shoes or boots with plenty of toe-space and loud squeakers. Clowns are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need podiatric stimulation to live healthy. These are proper clown shoes.
Never change the natural markings of a clown. This should go without saying, but I see people buying halloween store ‘clown makeup’ and attempting to alter their clown’s faces. Clowns use their facial markings to identify one another, and altering it may cause stress, and even endager the clown if you keep several in the same tent.
Who the fuck would even feed an omnivorous clown pellet food…? Do they want a sick clown? If clown stores even bothered to care about the keeping of clowns, they would know that shit is bad for them. If you can’t feed fresh peanuts and hot dogs then you shouldn’t own a clown in the first place. Pellet food isn’t even real food, it’s chemically made with preservatives.
Hey this hit 100k right on time for Clowning Season this year so I thought it would be prudent to remind people not to approach feral or unfixed clowns around September-October as they can be particularly unpredictable during the spawn.
I can’t believe I sat here and read all this
This is very important info! Please take care of your clown and share this info with your clown owning friends! We’ve all been working really hard to raise clown awareness since the 2016 clown sighting, so let’s keep this up to make sure this kind of widespread incident doesn’t happen again!!
YOU hate Autism Speaks!
This post has 23k notes. Let’s get it to 25k by April 2nd. It’ll really drive the point home.
-Mod Lia
March hasn’t even ended and we’re almost at 29k
We’re almost at 43k y'all. We are well past the goal
The new goal was established a while back, it’s 50k, so please keep sharing and rb’ing, but don’t over spam it!
-Mod Rowlf
as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”
i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal broke? crickets
“I have a degree from yale”
“Psh did your MOM buy it for you?”
less bullying, more exposing legacy admissions as classist bullshit
i have friends who went to ivies and they hate legacy admissions as much as i do
reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham
took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up
my HANDSOME boy…
So handsome!!
I have wanted a cat for years. Now I am finally out of the army... Man... I have been out for over a year and still haven't gotten a cat.
took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up
my HANDSOME boy…
So handsome!!
I saw a thing and thought it seemed like something you might find cool
-This is GENIUS-Systlin-
She’s a genius! How cool!
Need this in my life