Three Idiots from Space

theres 4 of us!

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

dreamt that ppl were playing "dnd hard mode" which was just playing dnd by a pool and if you rolled a nat 1 the dm pushed you into the water

[officialfist]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[raimagnolia]

[vaspider]

That is legit my favorite thing to do as a Storyteller. If my players are clever I will change things to reward their cleverness. (I will never change things to make them fail, but I will definitely change things to allow them to succeed when it would reward their cleverness or make a cooler story.)

RPGs are collaborative and sometimes my players have better ideas than I do, so why shouldn't their ideas get to shine? Hell yes.

[probablybadrpgideas]

A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing

[petrichortiefling-deactivated20]

Chronic fatigue.

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Chronic fatigue

[socialpants]

Chronic fatigue

[arkenforge]

We’re in the middle of our Black Friday sale! Our mapmaking and VTT software is at amazing discounts, to help you make amazing animated maps for use in Arkenforge, your VTT of choice, or print them out to use with minis!

[talos-stims]

'the experiment' sharp-edge dice set with moving eyes | source

[charaznablescanontoyota]

so i’m writing a tabletop game

[charaznablescanontoyota]

the game is out. btw

[play-this-game-if-you-like]

TO FUCK SHIT UP

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

Treasure Planet was so right. About everything, but specifically I mean about the whole spaceships and technology blended with 18th century aesthetic.

[dnd-homebrew5e]

I want to play a character named Frank so I can obnoxiously say whenever I can, "I'm going to be frank with you."

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[dogkin]

These comments are breaking me

[the-griffons-saddlebag]

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Borbos’s Marvelous Magic Marker
Wondrous item, common ___

This quill-like tool has a narrow brush that extends from its end, which produces its own ink. You can use this marker in place of ink and a quill as calligrapher’s supplies. While holding it, you can use a bonus action to mentally change the color of the ink that flows from the brush. Decorating the marker’s metal casing is a dazzling spectrum of colors, which move and shimmer while the marker is being used. The brush can be retracted into the metal casing to keep it from leaving errant marks by clicking a button at the top of the marker.

While holding the marker, you can use a bonus action to triple-click its button. For the next minute, the marker magically erases any ink it’s brushed across without a trace, instead of leaving ink behind. This effect ends early if you use a bonus action to triple-click the button again. For the duration, you can erase up to 1 square foot of ink, containing no more than 150 characters or 25 words. Once this property of the pen has been used, it can’t be used again until the next dawn. ___

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[thedicepaladin]

How it feels when your group hasn’t scheduled session in over a month:

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[malt-rants-and-stuff]

YESSSSS

[roll-a-natural-queer]

reblog this and put in the tags whether your dnd party ever had a pet (brownie points if you tell me what their name was and what kind of animal they were)

[sn1ckie]

UGH i could talk for HOURSSS about the motifs in each family in dungeons and daddies

the stamplers: stepping up

the oaks: cursed bloodline

the closes: absentee parents

the wilson’s: avoiding (or running away from) major issues

[jaqvenus]

i love that the original song went “yeah it gonna be alright” and now the new song goes “and i told myself it’ll be all right , little lies so i can sleep at night” and it just makes me so insane

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: When you’ve been adventuring as long as I have, you learn to develop thick skin.

Sorcerer: (walking past) Navy blue is not your color.

Bard: Navy blUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!