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Same exact playbook, down to the "but it was based on a lie."

literally the same people doing it as well

I cannot overstate how much the modern conversion therapy movement is about 50 people who all have names and addresses and who simply will. not. fuck. off.

anarchistmemedistro

conversion therapy and aba are not just basically the same thing being pushed by the same people they were also literally created by the same people

hannbl

chrollo-tw

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

angelicguy

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

itsbilby

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

angelicguy

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

tastefullyoffensive

32 Tweets From Teachers Educating The Next And Possibly Last Generation

byjove

In the latter half of the 19th century, Mormons scoured all of Western Europe looking for the dumbest, blondest, most gullible white people to join their cult and relocate to Utah, hopefully bringing their marry-able daughters with them. Many modern Mormons are descended from this stock which is why they are fluorescently blond and have British and Scandinavian surnames.

byjove

I don’t know if being easily scammed is genetic but that is also a defining feature of modern Mormons.

tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce

If they weren't easy to scam they probably wouldnta wound up in a cult

byjove

No one is immune to falling prey to a cult and believing you are immune to cults is the easiest way to fall victim to a cult. BUT I will admit there are some cults that look worse from the outside than others and I cannot find an angle that makes Mormonism look enticing to the everyman. Hence why they’ve got to send out proselytizers everywhere all the time. No one randomly looks up churches in their area and thinks “Hmm. Maybe I’ll check out the LDS church.” because everything about it sucks ass. Racist scripture. No coffee. Special underwear. Sealed to your loser spouse forever.

cryptotheism

Not once have I looked at tunblr and thought "man I wish I couldn't tell how people are reacting to my posts. I hate seeing the comments in reblogs"

the-big-mood

89cats

(by maria.deltorres)

byjove

bullying my kittens by saying mean things like “aren’t you tired of being a baby? don’t you want to grow up already?”

byjove

the answer is no, they’re milking it for all it’s worth

byjove

remorselessly tiny

byjove

two years old, big as fuck, still milking the baby thing

byjove

Me neither. I feel like a bad owner but it is very hard to put her on a diet when her sister is skinny/normal sized, refuses to eat without her and will let Odette steal her food and treats. But I do think the chubbiness is partially a tortie thing because my childhood cat looked exactly like Odette:

crobtank

Your childhood cat looks a lot like a human baby

byjove

No, the gross little critter in a puddle of drool is me. Kitty is on the left. I see how you would get confused.

danandphilnews

tropesarenotbad

[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

/end image description]

musicalhell

Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.

mariacallous

kleefkruid

Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack

kleefkruid

"500 notes? Ah, the indignity... defamation of my character..."

kleefkruid

you know he almost learned a lesson this time because it took him nearly 3 months until he once again fell victim to the sirens call of the Grey Bridge to Nowhere

asquirrelinspace

I'm just imagining the muffled "THUMP" followed by meowing

kleefkruid

It's more of a slow but relentless 'vssshhhh' accompanied by frantic scratching sound of a cat failing to climb upwards on the sinking fabric and only hastening the process, followed by a sulking silence