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thotketraccoon

open rp

*kisses*

didney-worl-no-uta

WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

thotketraccoon

yes!

phantomdoodler

HE SCORES

gecsplaining

this is the first time I’ve seen one of these posts turn out in a positive way

nasa-official

Just so you know, you can always watch the Earth live from the ISS. Its really relaxing to me (the music they play is soothing too)

bibliotheksbewohnerin

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

newusernamepending

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

lizardsexposed

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

thirtythreethirtyfive-deactivat

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

lizardsexposed

with the spinny knives

cannabisbutch

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

lizardsexposed

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

doggirlsnout-deactivated2021062

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

rosekin

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

grilledcheesesamus

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

rosekin

dont sinkshame

newusernamepending

Child. Wean means child.

m-to-the-6th-power

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

kawaiiorc

This post is an experiance.

artielu

Wait, other developed countries don’t have garbage disposals??? The only time I didn’t have a garbage disposal was in a crappy cheap apartment in college. Scraping food off plates into the trash, then the trash smells… ughhh.

peaceheather

I will reblog every garbage disposal post to cross my dash because the culture clash is hilarious

monica-geller

memehumor

baghnaka

Could you imagine not loving your own child this much?

pixellix

look at the mortal terror on that baby’s face

gaytransgirl

Imagine being so white you name your child Kviiilyn

beazt-deactivated20260526

I know a “Knide” pronounced Kennedy

increase-the-frequency

I read that as Knide like ‘knife’ and I’m still convinced that’s how you pronounce it

queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

justedrecoverythings

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

freshrosemary-deactivated202303

@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.