Mew

Gay thoughts caught me.

[xricanreaperx-deactivated201503]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

just use a tie clip my guy

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

is that tape

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

it’s the best tape there is - and i know tape, and that’s the best tape there is

[lmbi]

think about it

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

Every time I read up on why Walmart failed in Germany again I am massively entertained.

I can recommend it to everyone. 

Google “Why Walmart failed in Germany”. 

Hours of entertainment. 

[blackestsabbath-deactivated2018]

[mariesbookblog]

this is literally the most hilarious thing ever

seriously what even

i’m laughing so fucking hard ‘harassed by strangers’ i can’t stop laughing

i’m reading a 30 page paper on this and it’s hilarious 

(in case you’re curious: https://thetimchannel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/w024.pdf)

[vallisagarwaen]

this is still so fucking funny, I can’t get over this. never.

[psychoanthrowalker]

[ferguswyrm]

My favorite part was how walmart did that thing where they get a bunch of people to work a long part time shift, but just short enough to not be full time, thinking they could avoid giving employees healthcare. It turns out you can’t do that in Germany, so they had to give healthcare to way more employees than if they had just hired people to full time positions. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

You know if you’re going to open a business in another country it might help to know a few damn things about that country‘s culture, business practices, and laws.

[lxrenzaccio]

they also tried to forbid employees from dating each other and a judge had to tell them that their employees personal lives are none of their business lmao

[kaijuno]

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[digilici]

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

doesn’t matter, we already lost

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

[the-artificem]

A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.

Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate

[asongofmeandstuff]

you’ll be cursed by happiness

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Don’t be a lesbian your partner will actually respect you and care about your feelings and make you feel good”

[catlips001]

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

[marmorbun]

Let me see it

[catlips001]

[madramaut]

This past half a year has been extremely difficult for me. I’ve felt so low at times, experienced a great loss and had to deal with so many things that eventually the pressure became too much and I completely imploded. Despite the long list of things that weigh heavy on me, I think the biggest blow to my sense of well-being was when my desire to draw completely shrivelled up and died, leaving me without even that one love of mine to help carry me through hard times as it has in the past.

I’m still burned out. I still wake up sometimes and wish I could just stay in bed all day and never deal with anyone or anything ever again. So I’m posting some of my favourite pieces to hopefully kickstart something inside of me to pick up a pen again and to remind myself that I can, at times, create something worth looking at.

[bogleech]

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[cordyceps-sapiens]

bastard

[prokopetz]

What precisely constitutes a “lifetime supply” of bees?

Asking for a friend.

[salamencerobot]

enough bees that they reproduce and have a genetically diverse population to keep a stable beecosystem for an average human lifespan

[prokopetz]

I’m reblogging this one solely for the word “beecosystem”.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I would live in one of these. not the house, the conversation pit alone

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪At the end of the day it’s really just about being a good person. It doesn’t matter how you dress or what your hobbies are … It’s just about being a peaceful and compassionate person. That’s really it. Everything else is surface and irrelevant.‬

[doppelgender]

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

[rezoeline]

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]