Bat vs. sword but the guy with the bat somehow wins
The guy with the sword spent years crafting his sword to perfection, but the other guy literally found the bat somewhere on the ground in an alley
bonk power
He can’t be stopped
Sword guy: *Angelic voice* Your execution will be painless and flawless, lest you try and avoid getting killed
Bat guy: *Redneck voice* Fuck you pal, I’ll shove this so far up your ass, I could bash out your teeth
Yes.
The Anti-villain “Bat-man”
He’s probably half-drunk while he’s fighting so good luck trying to get a hit on him
He’ll beat up anyone.
Robbers? Yup
Serial killers? Absolutely
Multimillionaires that hoard money? Without a doubt
Bat-man said rich lives don’t matter
His bat is a generic metal baseball bat
this entire time i thought they were talking about a bat as in like the arm-wing mammal.
WHA
HOW HOW DID YOU THINK
THAT YGEDSYGYEFGFKEU
i dont even know the first i that popped in my head was an animal bat and i was so confused how a man wielding a small winged mammal could do anything of these sorts
Tbh that would be pretty funny
I laughed so hard i snorted water up my nose

















