the-fluffiest-space-llama-ever-i-think

a very fluffy and confused space llama just trying to figure how the HECK to get back to my home planet of very fluffy space llamas

[guiltiest-gear]

Bat vs. sword but the guy with the bat somehow wins

[guiltiest-gear]

The guy with the sword spent years crafting his sword to perfection, but the other guy literally found the bat somewhere on the ground in an alley

[gumi-megpoidd]

bonk power

[guiltiest-gear]

He can’t be stopped

[guiltiest-gear]

Sword guy: *Angelic voice* Your execution will be painless and flawless, lest you try and avoid getting killed

Bat guy: *Redneck voice* Fuck you pal, I’ll shove this so far up your ass, I could bash out your teeth

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yes.

The Anti-villain “Bat-man”

[guiltiest-gear]

He’s probably half-drunk while he’s fighting so good luck trying to get a hit on him

[gumi-megpoidd]

He’ll beat up anyone. 

Robbers? Yup

Serial killers? Absolutely

Multimillionaires that hoard money? Without a doubt

[guiltiest-gear]

Bat-man said rich lives don’t matter

[gumi-megpoidd]

His bat is a generic metal baseball bat

[spacellama23]

this entire time i thought they were talking about a bat as in like the arm-wing mammal.

[gumi-megpoidd]

WHA

HOW  HOW DID YOU THINK

THAT YGEDSYGYEFGFKEU

[spacellama23]

i dont even know the first i that popped in my head was an animal bat and i was so confused how a man wielding a small winged mammal could do anything of these sorts

[gumi-megpoidd]

Tbh that would be pretty funny

[spacellama23]

I laughed so hard i snorted water up my nose 

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[spacellama23]

read my web novel y'all

Read Daisies Are Wildflowers | Tapas Web Community

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[spacellama23]

«Death is a sweet siren song. The others tried desperately to drive the boat away Ears plug...» — Kasie Woodbine (@u2tqwn02lm)

Death is a sweet siren song. The others tried desperately to drive the boat away Ears plugged, braying loudly But I? I dove right in And she found me. And she was beauty untold Alas. Before I could stroke her soft cheek Caress he...

[spacellama23]

Daises are Wildflowers - Chapter 1 - Part 5 : The Start of The Storm (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1435325524-daises-are-wildflowers-chapter-1-part-5-the-start?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Fluffyllama23 The Duchess of Sihnegh has lived a life in the shadows since her marriage to Duke Charles Sihnegh. What was once the jewel of high society, Leanna lived her life trying to gain the attention and love of a man who will never love her. Join Leanna as she rediscovers her inner and outer beauty, learns family and love were always right at her fingertips, and kicks Charles to the curb.

[spacellama23]

Colors, by S.M. Sodes

[mulchbird]

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

[spacellama23]

i bought a warning tag at con alt delete that literally says "warning will bite"

[spacellama23]

Daises are Wildflowers - Chapter 1 - Part 1: Brushing Away the Past (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1433438173-daises-are-wildflowers-chapter-1-part-1-brushing?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Fluffyllama23 The Duchess of Sihnegh has lived a life in the shadows since her marriage to Duke Charles Sihnegh. What was once the jewel of high society, Leanna lived her life trying to gain the attention and love of a man who will never love her. Join Leanna as she rediscovers her inner and outer beauty, learns family and love were always right at her fingertips, and kicks Charles to the curb.

[spacellama23]

Daises are Wildflowers - Chapter 1 - Part 2: A Tangle With the Past (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1433945239-daises-are-wildflowers-chapter-1-part-2-a-tangle?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Fluffyllama23 The Duchess of Sihnegh has lived a life in the shadows since her marriage to Duke Charles Sihnegh. What was once the jewel of high society, Leanna lived her life trying to gain the attention and love of a man who will never love her. Join Leanna as she rediscovers her inner and outer beauty, and learns family and love were always right at her fingertips.

[spacellama23]

Please internet, help me out

Uninsuranced person receive medical treatment, organized by Kasie Woodbine

Hi, my name is Kasie, and I am raising money so I can get important medi… Kasie Woodbine needs your support for Uninsuranced person receive

[spacellama23]

I once saw a squirrel burying what looked to be a chicken bone in the mulch underneath the tree in my backyarc. Went outside after the squirrel left. Unburied the bone, buried it in a different place, and then said, " well fuck you too, damn squirrel". I didn't hate the squirrel I just wanted to be a little evil and spiteful

[nerves-nebula]

my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[spacellama23]

Mafia cats dealing catnip....and all the upper management guys are tuxedo cats

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[spacellama23]

"'Cause it's nine in the afternoon,

[midsummernight98]

today i’m sad about that one line from the creator’s commetary about how zuko is a tsungi horn prodigy and the little letter zuko, aged 7, sends iroh in “legacy of the fire nation” where he very politely requests that iroh come home and teach him pai sho tricks, because that casts such a different light on their interactions in book one.  it was never iroh trying to push his own favorite things - pai sho and music night - on an uninterested zuko, it was iroh desperately trying to reconnect with zuko by recreating the activities he knows zuko used to enjoy.  zuko, aged 7, once begged iroh to come home and play board games with him and now zuko wants nothing to do with him and you know that eats iroh up alive

[mihonoko]

It’s more than that though. When someone suffers from depression they often lose interest in things they once enjoyed. Iroh isn’t just trying to reconnect with Zuko he is trying to reach out, to remind Zuko of all the things he used to do to have fun, to reestablish a sense of normalcy, and to help him find happiness again.

We are seeing a man desperate to help their loved one overcome trauma and depression. A man who most likely remembers what it was like to not want to do the things you like anymore, because he undoubtedly also suffered from depression after losing his son.

Like I have so many thoughts on this and am unable to articulate just how important those moments between Iroh and Zuko were.

[categorized-art-collection]

Timm Ulrichs, “Wolf im Schafspelz – Schaf im Wolfspelz: Ein Verwandlungskunststück (Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing - Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing: A conversation piece)” (2005/10): Ulrichs demonstrates a sharp wit with this smart arrangement of objects. Here he presents a literal translation of the Biblical idiom of the “wolf in sheep’s clothing” and pits across its opposite, the inverted metaphor “sheep in wolf’s clothing.” It’s interesting to witness how simply changing the exterior of each stuffed animal seems to change the physiology and the expressiveness of the animal. In this case, the skeletal interior seems to preserve the animal’s inner “essence,” since the sheep in wolf’s clothing looks like a docile wolf, while the wolf in sheep’s clothing looks like a predator sheep.

[selavy]