Peter Solarz
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.

#extradirty
NASA
KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Product Placement
Not today Justin
Stranger Things

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes

titsay
d e v o n
trying on a metaphor

JVL

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@spacepeachs
you could have just said cow but no you said cowboy and sexualized it
i once asked my mom why stuff the 80s was so uniquely cheesy and she said that back in the day people just liked stuff unironically. they went to go see a movie and they liked it. they heard a song on the radio and they liked it. they bought an outfit at the mall and they liked it. there was no irony or post irony. people just liked stuff
In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:
He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth
poggers
Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
What’s Ed Balls day?
Omg, okay explanation time.
On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.
This is the infamous tweet
and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity
There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP
Now that the clock has struck midnight…
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP
IT’S HERE
yea but apparently there is clown school because u go to it
And your the fucking teacher
What the Fuck??
People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence.
This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.
do good without expecting anything back
since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage
Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped
aren’t you nervous about the vaccine? what made you want to get it
free bandaid
A rare optic sight, the "Brocken spectre," which occurs when a person stands at a higher altitude in the mountains and sees their shadow cast on a cloud at a lower altitude
"printer" is a special box with a demon inside it