Spaceship-Pirate

I personally, love being a disgrace to everyone I know

[shoebillstork]

Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

[saywhat-politics]

[memewhore]

[nattousan]

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

[horrendoushag]

supremely impressed by the fact that the pumpkins are actually lipsynced to the music

[cipheramnesia]

This is a good example of what my brain looks like inside.

[stick-ball-equals-pain]

IT GOES ON FOR TWO MINUTES??????

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[justlookatthosesausages]

This is precisely why I love conventions

[beardedmrbean]

Dude save some for us homely guys

Michael Rayner

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

The notes are 20% people trying to explain the scientific theory behind this and 80% people saying they’re rolling their brain rice around or something to that effect. Good work everyone.

[777hm]

[marinella-ela]

[formlessdemi]

THRONE

OF

VIOLENCE!!!

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[cosmicanger]

[terefah]

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[sleepy-bebby]

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[queenmoriarty]

ok but all i want is to bake pies, brew tea with herbs from the garden, read old books, breathe in the fresh scent of earth and leaves after a rainy morning while oldies play in the background, lie in fields of flowers on warm summer days, walk barefoot on green grass, talk to animals from the forest and wait for the moon at dusk

[cookinguptales]

this is all I’m talking about until halloween sorry i don’t make the rules

[cabybapa]

[heckin-good-memes]