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[miyapoststhings]

merryvrismas -> miyapoststhings

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[archivezinc]

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[apolladay]

Which would you rather live without for a week*?

electricity

water

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

* the shut off is unexpected so there's no preparation for either.

[apolladay]

Did you ever get the chicken pox?

Yes

No

Had the vaccine

Did you ever get the chicken pox?

Yes

No

Had the vaccine

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[bigsquinky]

[glorianas]

a lot of anti-historian stuff comes across like “i want history to be simple and i am suspicious of people who tell me it’s not” and this is a thing you see from people on any place on the political spectrum

[fandom-man]

[omghotmemes]

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[0pend00rs]

showed this to bestie and this is what he had to say

[beemovieerotica]

tylenol for president...

[fission-mailure]

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

[phaeton-flier]

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