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[berleezysbonnett]

No swearING ON MY, CHRISTIAN SERVER

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[peaceofseoul]

Happy September 1st guys, have a Harry✨

[nitewrighter]

“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[geniusface]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Can vampires enter rented spaces? I don’t own my apartment, so do I have the rights to invite a vampire into my house, or does the landlord? Or does anyone have the power to invite a vampire into any residence? Vampires can enter public spaces without invitation, but what about hotels? What about small businesses where the owners live in back or on the floor above? What public spaces even remain in the hellacape of late capitalism?

[mirapunk]

@spuriusbrocoli

[keepingupwithlinmanuel]

[video source]

[let-my-opera-begin]

This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for since birth. I will never be happier.

[cryptidfuckery]

ok straight up if i went to hogwarts and the stairs started moving just as i was getting to where i was going I’d just lie down on the stairs and give up. Not going back to my dorm tonight lads that’s where i live now. Stairs wanna fuck with me? Jokes on them I’ve already given up on life this is just another step further into my grave.

[lightwoodbane-family]

the dark artifices: quotes ↳ ty’s note to annabelle

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[hellbenderz]

being a complete fucking idiot is bi culture

[looktolike-iflookinglikingmove]

Bi actually stands for Being an Idiot

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[namumula-moved-deactivated20190]

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

when

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[gael-garcia]

(x)

[believeinprongs-blog]

[hashtagloveloses]

WHAT AN ICON

[leuchtendewesen]

Rosemary is just fed up

[karadin]

Goddamit I am fucking here AGAIN and this time its WORSE

[march25ths]

I CANT BYRWYFHEHE

[slimegargoyle]

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

[sincerelypenelope-deactivated20]

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

[furybutch-deactivated20170928]

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

[1800kickflip-deactivated-deacti]

if a man creates something mediocre it’s just “a bad book” or “a bad movie”.. if a man is a bad leader he’s just, well, “a bad leader”

if a woman creates something mediocre, or if a woman’s a bad leader it becomes about how “all women are bad at _____,” or about how “no woman is a natural leader”

and that’s a really disheartening fact to all women. men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

[n0isy-gh0st]

men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.