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And when the flavors mix?????? MWAH

Ive been thinking about this post again because we have such a perfect blend of haunted doll and apple pie face going on in this photo

getrichquicktricks

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

fullmetalwindbreaker

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

queenwhiskey

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

mkbematt-deactivated20181219

47 bullets in my gun account

theonion

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contemptible-scoundrel

starting July 4 we will be deploying high testosterone tier one operators in every american city with the express purpose of locating and eliminating through hyperlethal vectors the sick and demented Caine, and liberating pomni, ragatha, and others from his Appalling Digital Circus with operation American Decisive Combat

lazer-exe

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

energyprison

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

bunniboiz

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

bunniboiz

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.

macrolit

k-simplex

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

strawberry-crocodile

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

strawberry-crocodile

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."