[dankmemeuniversity]

[gratitudechangesthings-deactiva]

3 things Jesus' love will never do

Three things the grace and love of God will never do:

• Will never leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3) • Will never reject you (John 6:37) • Will never leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5)

[biblesbian]

So basically, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

[minnesotan]

#i can’t believe jesus rick rolled us

[gratitudechangesthings-deactiva]

Jesus is the original rick roller this was all a set up

[tygermama]

Jesus waited one thousand, nine hundred and eighty seven years for this joke

[justgirlsplusgirls]

[softandsapphic]

girls and soft pretzels: that’s what being sapphic’s all about

[distressedmoonchild]

see? someone gets it. it’s all bread and women .. bread. and women

[softandsapphic]

ik i’m op but this is so valid

[midoriokimoa]

her: babe, you brought protection right?

him: of course i did-

him:

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

You've heard of build-a-bear workshop. now get ready for

destroy-a-duck wasteland

[berrystumpytail]

how long have ducks been the opposite of bears

[somespicyshrimp]

my parents: what are you doing on the internet there, talking to boys right haha

me on the internet:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[valtsv]

a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

[valtsv]

a woman in a film: *brushes another woman’s hair tenderly away from her face*

me:

[demilypyro]

wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm mareep in peace

[theaustinstollhaus]

They’re called… sheep…

[nyarados]

can your sheep do THIS [gets electrocuted]

[finehoney]

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

everyone log off bcus absolutely none of u will want to hear what i have to say next

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

shrek is an inherently lesbian narrative

[briaboy]

elaborate

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

u grow up persecuted & are told that who u are is ugly dirty & wrong and u hold ppl at a distance bcus of it. u build a life of dedicated solitude and struggle to find a place in any community even a community of marginalized outsiders bcus ur so used to loneliness, but u still feel kinship with them under everything. u meet a girl who u think is beautiful and right and it turns out shes both those things but shes also like u and that could be a good thing. donkey and shreks friendship is obviously gay/lesbian solidarity

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

also like when he sits down to the dinner for one plus martini & candle? dykery

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

i can literally keep going. how he only finds public acceptance through making himself entertainment (see hannah gadsbys nanette for more). how his anthem is a joan jett song. u all thought this was a joke but i dont play around

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

lesbians are like onions

[grogkill]

[gothyeehaw]

y'all think about love?

[frawgs]

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

[smallcommunist]

no men november. no men december. no men all year. i’m a lesbian.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[thrusticus]