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i never post anymore and havent posted anything oz related but ooooo you wanna join my 18+ oz server so bad (it’s so empty…)
i have nothing to offer than the usual discord server format and uhhhh i really wanna yap about this show w/ ppl… we’re probs gonna play frantic fanfic and such and such :D
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What happened to your “Death in She, Life in Death” fanfic on AO3? Why did you stop writing it?
omg people are still interested in it??? i still have the outline and 2.5k words of the next chapter, maybe this is a sign to return to it… i didnt even get to the fun captain crimson stuff!
as for why i stopped writing it, i tend to lose interest in projects veryy easily! i also kinda faded out of the just dance fandom, though i still love just dance :3
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heyyy girl im back with another promelo fic and this one isnt depressing its just silliness and thats why it took me so long
prosciutto and melone go to kill an opera singer and its not actually as simple as it sounds but at least they have fun at the opera!
featuring: castrati, not eating enough carrots as a kid, "HONK!", "honk?", melone being really good at telling time, prosciuttos teeth hurting, REALLY good seats, and more!
just finished interview with the vampire and holy shit itll be a hot second before this show leaves my mind. so i did what i always do and i made the edit of doom and despair
hi guys! i usually dont make these kinds of headcanon posts but this was too silly i couldnt resist
backstory is i went bowling today and my silly ass was like “gosh! how would my favorite side villains enjoy this activity?!” so thats what this is!
btw just so you know im envisioning this as a bowling alley that also has a small arcade
now onto the headcanons!
Formaggio
-he’s the one that wanted to go in the first place and he is incredibly annoying THE WHOLE TIME
-after throwing the ball he immediately turns around and walks away like he’s walking away from an explosion in a movie, doesn’t even look to see how many pins he got (he just got 5 gutter balls in a row)
-will absolutely fuck up some of those bowling alley nachos
-he stole a pair of bowling shoes three years ago and wears them regularly cause he thinks they look cool (“ha! i dont have to check out any, i have my own 😎”)
Illuso
-would rather watch because the last time he went bowling he tripped and faceplanted onto the alley and formaggio refuses to let him live it down (this was like two years ago by the way)
-after a lot of harassment from formaggio, he FINALLY decides to actually play
-and then during like the third round he trips and falls on his ass and decides that he Doesn’t Like This Game Anymore. he spends the rest of his time sitting in the corner in a huff with his arms folded (risotto bowls for him)
-even though he’s not playing anymore you KNOW he is trash talking everyone
-he’s actually not bad though, probably gets about 7 pins on average
Pesci
-asks if they can put the guard rails on and formaggio and illuso IMMEDIATELY pounce on him. formaggio is like “oooo you need guards? you need guards like a little bitch boy? are you a little bitch boy, pesci?”
-and then he’s like “no i don’t need them i just thought you guys might be afraid to ask for them :)”
-proceeds to get three strikes in a row (prosciutto is like “HELL YEAH GET EM PESCI!!!”)
-and he wins but only plays one game (he quits while he’s ahead!) because he wants to run off to the shitty arcade and play either the duck claw machine or the wizard of oz coin pusher (he likes to collect the cards)
Prosciutto
-chills with risotto and wants to watch the whole time but after a lot of coaxing (harassment really), he takes pesci’s place in the second game
-he takes off his jacket and rolls up his sleeves and is like “i haven’t played in a couple of years so i probably won’t be that good”
-he’s lying
-he’s fantastic
-he could bowl a perfect game with his eyes closed
-who do you think coached pesci
-and he’s playing it all nonchalant like “it’s not that hard, you just have to have confidence”
-formaggio and ghiaccio are so close to strangling him
Melone
-watches the first game for a little bit and then runs off to do his own thing at the arcade
-he zones tf out and proceeds to get the jackpot on pop the lock like ten times and now he has an obscene amount of tickets and feels Empty Inside
-gives the tickets to pesci and wanders back to watch
-he’s the only one that will not play no matter how much you harass him. he’s bad. and he knows it. he will tell you like “ha! no i suck <3”
-still talks trash with illuso though
Ghiaccio
-gets a bowling ball that is slightly too heavy for him but anytime someone tells him he should get a lighter one he yells at them
-inconsistent af. it’s either 9 pins or a gutter, no in between, and NEVER a strike. sometimes a spare MAYBE
-loses his shit whenever he has just one pin left (which is like almost every round so he’s actively going insane)
-will partake in the bowling alley nachos and proceed to complain that they’re terrible, but he will still eat them because some of the standards he pretends to have don’t really exist
Risotto
-pays for all of this (yay team bonding! he’s such a good capo)
-stone faced but actually perfectly happy and content because everyone else seems to be enjoying themselves
-he really does just want to sit back and watch and he only plays because SOMEONE has to fill in for illuso
-painfully, painfully mediocre. we’re talking a 3-5 pin average. but he doesn’t really care
-prosciutto gives him some pointers though and he gets better!
-he will partake in one singular nacho because formaggio offered
wake up babe its waste disposal chapter 2: everything sucks
featuring: berry chapstick, a best of sade cd, forgetting to feed your cat, oh and dont forget formaggio being deep in denial!
kind of a tone shift and kind of not. lot more words than the first part :) anyways, fun to write, would be fun to explore more of this au in the future!