Warning: An Addictive Substance

Kenzie, 17, Demi, aliens are real and they're cooler than you

[spaceykenz-blog]

Maybe jughead falls on the asexual spectrum and people stop trying to define asexually as something black and white

[panstarry]

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[extremelycursedimages-moved]

extremely blessed image

[stupidpunk]

supreme champion…. of my heart

[hangoverhabits]

[oessa]

[awwww-cute]

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling

[roachpatrol]

what the fuck this is too cute

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

i finished knitting this hat during one of my classes

(thats my teacher modeling it) and he liked it so much so i used the leftover yarn to make a mini version for his chameleon

[spellcasting-jester]

A WHOLESOME POST

[rehamiltom]

Is Elizabeth Warren a modern day Hamilton? What can you possibly say that is SIXTEEN PAGES? I’m assuming that’s typed too.

[bananaleaves]

Here’s the letter in question

[lulabo]

That 16 pages includes works cited in the footnotes sourcing every claim she makes about the current state of education in the US, DeVos’s background, and and progress made under the Obama administration. This is not just a letter excoriating a candidate for an opposing view; it’s also a letter that plainly lays out the responsibilities the Secretary of Education will have and the implications of those responsibilities. The footnotes offer links to press releases, newspaper article, and government documents as evidence for Senator Warren’s claims.

Esstentially, this is Senator Warren saying: I did my fucking homework and you can read it for yourself right here; what are you gonna do for our students?

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[corden]

*me at my bachelors party*

“I want my wife”

[theweirdwideweb]

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

i am laughing so hard. who are you waving at pence?? the security that you’re stupid ass didn’t need because nobody came??

[iguanamouth]

Consider: crabs.... but with paws

dont touch

[iguanamouth]

YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xeppeli]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

w

what the fuck does this mean

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

signal boost i need the world to know the tumblr app called me a dick snatch on december 7th, 2016

[hotvampireadjacent]

it called you a dick snatch because that’s what you tell siri to call you…

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Dick Snatch: Exposed

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

dick: snatched

[pepitamia]

IM SCREEEECHING

[butchbellaswan]

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am