Spacey Peach Bun Writes

@whimsical-gay 's writing blog! spaceypeachbun on Ao3 

[mxnrique]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

TV History

[circlesandtriangles]

“Excuse me, I’m on the phone.”

[spaceypeachbun]

yasmir's favorite movie is a 4 hour long musical about cricket. he has to like, make a day of watching it when he wants to. but he will, mind you. he will say "alright it's the day. i'm going to watch lagaan!" this has been on his little cinnamonroll calendar for like two weeks. and then he'll putter about all morning doing his physical therapy and having a tea and then around noon he'll get comfortable with a meal on the couch so he can spend the next four hours watching his favorite movie. you can come if you want to! he'll order boba at the mid-point bathroom break.

[spaceypeachbun]

yasmir is a high level executive who DOES use his cinnamonroll calendar for important work related things. is that okay.

[spaceypeachbun]

yasmir's favorite movie is a 4 hour long musical about cricket. he has to like, make a day of watching it when he wants to. but he will, mind you. he will say "alright it's the day. i'm going to watch lagaan!" this has been on his little cinnamonroll calendar for like two weeks. and then he'll putter about all morning doing his physical therapy and having a tea and then around noon he'll get comfortable with a meal on the couch so he can spend the next four hours watching his favorite movie. you can come if you want to! he'll order boba at the mid-point bathroom break.

[which-ocs]

Which OC really likes pink and violence?

[mulders]

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[lilu-the-almighty]

Prev’s tags significantly added to my experience of this video

[faerune]

rb and tell me in the tags who your highest ranking oc is (the oc with the most political power/in charge of the most people/etc)

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[ryebreadgf]

[melonflavored]

[spaceypeachbun]

See one of Jachobin's favorite bits is to lie and say he's much , much older than he is. He was born in 1888, but if you ask him he will tell you such lies as:

He was there when the signed the magna Carta (didn't sign it, though)

He and Plato were shit drunk talking about shadows and caves and the whole allegory thing was his idea and then Plato tried to take credit for it

Alexander the Great more like Alexander the Alright

He was supposed to help with Caesar's assassination but he overslept

He knew Otzi the ice man

Drew a cock and balls as part of his signature on the declaration of independence and this pissed everyone off so John Hancock had to make his signature huge to cover it up, that's why his name isn't there

He and Nikola Tesla were almost a thing romantically but Nikola was too into pigeons

His dad was a historian so he does have a catalog of Events Prior To His Birth to draw from that he knows a little about but he also conspicuously uses 1920's slang when he speaks, almost as if that was the last decade he was properly alive for! Oh well.

[spaceypeachbun]

I guess 'bit' implies he's joking but please understand he's fully hoping you believe him.

"But Jachobin," you ask him, "you don't seem to be able to speak any languages besides English and some Yiddish! Wouldn't you know ancient Greek or Latin or a dead language?"

"Lemme tell ya, sugar," he says, not looking at you behind his sunglasses, a cigarette burning between fangs in a lopsided smile, "the mind's only got enough space for so much. If I went around remembering every which way I've gabbed, I wouldn'thave anything to gab about." Which is a flimsy excuse.

[spaceypeachbun]

See one of Jachobin's favorite bits is to lie and say he's much , much older than he is. He was born in 1888, but if you ask him he will tell you such lies as:

He was there when the signed the magna Carta (didn't sign it, though)

He and Plato were shit drunk talking about shadows and caves and the whole allegory thing was his idea and then Plato tried to take credit for it

Alexander the Great more like Alexander the Alright

He was supposed to help with Caesar's assassination but he overslept

He knew Otzi the ice man

Drew a cock and balls as part of his signature on the declaration of independence and this pissed everyone off so John Hancock had to make his signature huge to cover it up, that's why his name isn't there

He and Nikola Tesla were almost a thing romantically but Nikola was too into pigeons

His dad was a historian so he does have a catalog of Events Prior To His Birth to draw from that he knows a little about but he also conspicuously uses 1920's slang when he speaks, almost as if that was the last decade he was properly alive for! Oh well.

[fabular-mr-fox]

Invited to a baby shower, and it had a “decorate a onesie” activity so…

[spaceypeachbun]

mnemosyne once had wings and they're gone, replaced by scars she doesn't like to explain. but if you find pictures of her as a child you'll see them there on her back as she stands next to a conspicuously open space that feels odd to have photographed.

[mamiaztec]

make yourself at home in my rib cage

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[othellho]

hadesknits