Plethora

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

There’s always time to hug your little bro. [video]

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[boobiwan]

[heckifiknowcomics]

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[dreadianz]

MLG pro Bayonetta strategy - 100% tournament-ready!

[the-adelbrook-legacy-deactivate]

@theawkwardone0 this is my fav ssb post on this damn website

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[jenwunhui]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

[thriftedcardigan]

maybe the best example of editing can portray a mood, tbh like this is really funny but it’s also just artistically amazing

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lolfactory]

[corvidyouths]

I relate to the Millennium Falcon because I too am refered to as garbage and my motivator is broken

[anniephantom]

the Millennial Falcon

[catceleste]

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

Beheading

Bat Impressions

Speed Cloning

Bad Ideas

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

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[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

[dopeybeauty]

the star wars movie NOBODY asked for

[heavensheadspace-deactivated201]

Yes! 😂

[too-many-cats-notenoughnotes-de]

HOW THE FUCK DID ANY HUMAN MAKE THIS THIS IS AMAZINNG OMG

[mrmitcheru]

WHEN I REALIZED WHAT THIS WAS OMG

[silly-sn0wfl4kes]

HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSS

[practice-cactus]

Omfg, that last shot: Genius.

[schwing-alicious]

I ALMOST DIDNT WATCH IT AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST REGRET IN MY LIFE

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

[owlmylove]

DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT HAVE GARBAGE DISPOSALS

[floresenelatico]

[witlovesyou]

[nyctosaurid]

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

[clinties-deactivated20140712]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

[nyctosaurid]

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth