sleep? don't know them

hopping through fandoms like a rabbit on 17 different drugs at the same time

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[runcibility]

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[scavengedluxury]

[scavengedluxury]

[lakewinnipeg]

[werewiire]

welcome back victorian era cross-writing!

[sboochi]

I am not immune to the Hijack Yurification propaganda

[svnnysolar]

the view between villages || storyboard by @meltesh28

[valenrepetto]

Appearing from the ashes... I bring yet ANOTHER ship I've fell in love with

I have

No idea how this happened

But it did so here's doodles of it

Why am I drawing this guy on the big 2026? Because of that one fic that just BLEW MY HEART, MAN WHAT A LECTURE.

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[thundergrace]

that's hot

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[lyjaa]

Got a request from @rvioli to redraw an R. Crumb cartoon as spy and soldier

I wasn’t able to get at it for a while, but I figured that the 4th would be the most appropriate time to post it

og image👇

[rogertaylorswift]

I have no idea what to caption this but my Rocket autism compelled me to draw him in the backrooms because the new movie was so good LMAOOOOO seriously so much fun I love shit like this so much. Hell fucking yeah