Slowly dying of tea overdose

Yliopisto jumalauta | 24 years lived entirely out of mercy | kokopäiväinen paskanjauhaja

[inthesensethat]

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[gamemakerm]

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

[salmiakkisaatana]

Kotikokki.net on kyl kultaa

[carbomcoco]

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

[homunculus-argument]

My thrift store whalefall post seems to have caused so much confusion in the notes that I feel like I need to make a venn diagram.

[homunculus-argument]

Hope this helps.

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[tendercherie]

forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

[tendercherie]

[girlbi-deactivated20220618]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[starrylysaa]

[buttchan]

[ukulelekatie]

[varahai]

[daily-spooky]

[drchucktingle]

buckaroos know this classic way

[doctorslippery]

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[fangorn-forest]

i hope all the little ballerinas who live in music boxes are okay. i hope it isn’t too dark in there.

[queercodex]

actually the opposite. the edm rave only stops when you open the lid

[clonist]

something I very much needed to read today

[kakaocho]

LOZ x Dunmeshi crossover

[anxietyproblem]