Damn Straight Skippy.

Everything and beyond.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[animusrox]

Reese with her spoons…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stevenb1987]

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

[shensation]

ITS BACK

[crackingskullz-deactivated20191]

and frog

[costumersupportdept]

every few months I show this to someone new.

[costumersupportdept]

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

[costumersupportdept]

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

[mulandaily]

— requested by manbunjon

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.

[glassescat]

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

[westerninfluence]

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

[picklesandwine]

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

[banananutcraycray]

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

[tardisinthetimewarp]

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

[mojoflower]

Quality content…

[memewhore]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

titties out whole pussy out this frog don’t give a damn

[nrthuldraa]

[ladybrevity]

[ladyblueryu]

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

[lizthefangirl]

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

[ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms]

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[erainab]

[orange-twilight]

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hashtagloveloses]

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[hoaxvault]

[aestheticacadema]

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

[kushandwizdom]

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[earthboundricochet]

@struggleagainstreality

[falulu]

@marsincharge