♠ a blog to go along with your morning coffee

waking up in general.. How come it's the 21th century and mornings still suck! maybe that's just me but the whole thing could be so much better for everyone if we would have alarm clocks that hug you or something

[cumbrane]

[inkskinned]

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

[jumpingjacktrash]

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

[boota]

[passumbapper]

[ford-ye-fiji]

[mothdogs]

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[boyfail]

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

[queumi]

congratulations on making it to netflix

[flat-fish]

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

[averyboneyguy]

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[unfaggy]

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[certainkindofsurgeon]

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[krystal-prisms]

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[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

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[strugglingqueer]

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[the-worm-man]

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[mothgoop]

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[melon-official]

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[anemonequeen-moved]

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[puppygirlcuddleslut]

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[miseryismine]

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[janetbrown711]

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[blackpaladin47396]

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[anarchoanimatronic]

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[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

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[donzepan]

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[vaquer0s]

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

[under-the-arch]

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[topherchris]

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[repeat-script]

godspeed purple llama friend

[porterr-robinson]

[anotherpapercut]

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[iamwizz]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[reformed-roark]

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