SpaghetSquid

Just some friendly plate of Spagidy (He/Him)

[spaghetsquid]

@explosiv-glasses

[spaghetsquid]

If there are any Pokémon Master EX players that also happen to like Hardenshipping, I have a silly little Gym you can join UwU

5119883621056991 for the copy paste ID number

[lazyrunawayphilosopher]

[spaghetsquid]

Bluds unlocked the secret Hardenshipping status

[bobbybabyrobertdarling]

does maxie x archie qualify as old man yaoi

[sp1derc1der]

@spaghetsquid you might be able to answer this question

[spaghetsquid]

Depends on what you consider an old man ig. Very unreliable sources like their wikis say they are around 40. However they don’t have canonical ages. I’d say it’s up to interpretation. I headcanon them both to be around 48. And again that depends on what you consider an “old man”. I’d say they’re both middle aged men, but some might say they’re both old men.

Although, counterpoint to my own point, I consider them both to be my fathers and some people call their dad/s “old man” so ig in that way they could be Old Man Yaoi 😎

[plutonious]

bring a man to his knees by telling him basic math

[plutonious]

I’m sick of them I hate maxie I hope he has a promising and passionate career as a dancer but then his scoliosis takes a nose dive and he has to get his spine fused and he can’t continue. and then every rod that ever breaks in his life is because of archie’s influence

[ribbononline]

Happy anniversary to the local ecoterrorists :] After nine years u gotta believe they're doin well for themselves

[in-the-backrooms]

Happy anniversary old man yaoi how I love thee

[sp1derc1der]

Archie, Maxie! Who’s cuter out of the two of you? >:3

Maxie’s more cute in the “awww it’s so ugly it’s cute!” kind of way while Archie’s more ouppy cute

[sp1derc1der]

Happy Hardenshipping anniversary from these two weredragons

[spaghetsquid]

Pokémon Masters added a goofy team feature: Gyms and I’ve already managed to snag an Archie eheheheh

All of me fellow Hardenshipping Pokémon Master enjoyers should definitely join- if you want to.. no pressure

[spaghetsquid]

Hello, can you help me? I am a father of two children and I have a serious illness that makes me vomit blood. The doctors suspect it is cancer and I need a treatment dose that costs more than $3,000. Please help me. Contact me so I can give you my PayPal.

Sorgy pookie, as a sewerslidel worm with zero desire to work, I cannot help you with money. I am not financially stable. But I can reblog yer stuffs. Can’t say it’ll do much though. I’m not a popular tumblrino. I wish you the best

[starlightseer]

Bus ride boring. Have this.

Archie and Maxie get called divorced a lot, but consider this: what they never married but were engaged? Imagine now, if you will, that they never officially called off the engagement when they split. Now imagine if they each still had their engagement ring.

Pretty gay, right?

I'll now enjoy the rest of this shitty bus ride.

[spaghetsquid]

I call them Schrödinger's divorced married, both married and divorced. Never really got married and never really got divorced. But they act like both at times. One moment they are a married couple, the next they are bitter and divorced. So this makes a lot of sense imo

[spaghetsquid]

Petition to rename Ragbros to Ragrich/Rag-rich bros. Family doesn’t need to share a last name. And it’s unclear if Kaeya ever went by the Ragnvindr name. I think Ragbros is cool, but I think we should also consider that Kaeya has a last name of his own

Am I right or am I right? (Ragrich bros instead of Ragbros)

Yeah, yer probably right.

Go hide in a hole, worm!

Yer??? What is wrong with you?

Ragbros is perfectly fine. Stop complaining.

I don’t really care either way.

Voting ended onNov 11, 2024

[spaghetsquid]

Drew a silly for me pookie eheheh

[frigidfries]

happy birthday deltarune. happy late birthday undertale. here's a comic!

cheers to best friends forever & ever & ever & ever & ev

[spaghetsquid]

Ehehehehe funny number

[spaghetsquid]

“Chlothar is Kaeya’s dad.” “Pierro is Kaeya’s dad/grandfather” guuuys nooo, clearly Anfortas is Kaeya’s grandfather 🙄🙄 Kaeya inherited his eyepatch from his grandfather 🙄🙄 and Anfortas was another one-eyed king of Khaenri’ah while also being the “last king” of Khaenri’ah 🙄🙄 duhhh plus we alllll know we can trust eeeverry word that Kaeya saaaysss

I- uh ignore that last one!!