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for rb-ing things only once instead of 20 times

[birdwarde]

sea ducks!

[catchymemes]

[catboy--slim]

Now In Forum Flavor:

[wedgemccloud]

*slams desk*

FUCKING BRING BACK FORUMS. THEY RUN ON BASIC WEB SERVERS. IT JUST NEEDS PHP/MYSQL. THEY STILL EXIST. THEY DEPLOY OUT OF THE BOX. STOP ALLOWING THE MODERN WEB TO MAKE MONOLITHS.

TECH PEOPLE ESPECIALLY. FUCKING RUN YOUR OWN SHIT.

BRING BACK FORUMS.

[heartpdf]

can i get some help with food. my apartment is all fucked up and truthfully i want to hurt myself but i just havent eaten in a couple days so im trying to figure it out today instead of relapsing c4$h4pp v3nm0 p4ypal

[heartpdf]

i really just need food. pls help out if you can how you can. even $1 would help thanks im having a hard time ngl

[noah-wyles]

i love humanity

[anneemay]

30 October 2024

From BDS's official Instagram

[mermaidgothic]

not to sound insane. but. my college roommate just randomly self-published a book that’s very obviously thinly-veiled self-insert fanfiction. which is fine. whatever. i am reading it to be supportive only to find out i am in it. it’s set in college and the roommate is literally me, her college roommate. i thought i was projecting but the character is literally named my childhood nickname. so. what am i supposed to do now.

[mermaidgothic]

it seems to be a vampire diaries stalker au??? if that matters

[mermaidgothic]

was literally at this girl’s bachelorette party three months ago and she neglected to mention anything about this

[mermaidgothic]

am i being divinely punished bc i said rpf is fine

[mermaidgothic]

upon further reading i think this is a dylan o’brian x reader college au with a mystery stalker element??? which tracks but GOOD NEWS it’s confirmed i am not the stalker BAD NEWS the stalker is absolutely going to kill me

[mermaidgothic]

halfway through the book. my main character attributes are that i’m loud (true) outgoing (in comparison to her sure) slutty (false lol) boycrazy (she knew me when i thought i was straight) and headstrong (true) but overall it’s an overwhelming positive depiction of me??? when i realized this was more or less rpf i thought she would portray me as being more difficult or annoying or bossy but so far it’s very kind

[mermaidgothic]

ok i lived but her self-insert was BRUTALLY MURDERED?!?! i genuinely cannot decide if the ending was profoundly homophobic or the start of her gay awakening??? what the fuck was that

[mermaidgothic]

i need you all to know my college roommate quit her job to write this book. she quit her full time scientist job to write rpf about us in college in which she gets brutally murdered by a goth lesbian that’s obsessed with her.

[mermaidgothic]

ALSO her husband. that she met in college. not in the book. AT ALL.

[mermaidgothic]

by the way this is all happening because she got really into dark romance books from tiktok a year ago

[mermaidgothic]

i do think this is partially My Fault because if we were closer postgrad i would have been like let me introduce you to a little website called archive of our own. but again how was i to know she was cooking up rpf about shit from five years ago.

[mermaidgothic]

she’s asking me to leave a review on amazon. i am supposed to leave a book review. about rpf fanfiction. of me. on amazon.com.

[stjohnstarling]

Reserving judgement until someone finds the shooter’s Tumblr.

[stjohnstarling]

I think the news hasn’t hit Tumblr yet. Here’s the archive.

[gnomeskillet]

I just wanna say, if this guy DOES turn out to be Right Wing, we still shouldn't turn our backs on him. No matter what, Leftists have more in common with him than he does with his (hypothetical) Right Wing heroes. Right VS Left is a culture war meant to divide the average American so that we do not band together to enact meaningful change.

Healthcare denial affects 99% of Americans. Full stop. Not 99% of Leftist, not 99% of the Queer or Disabled, not 99% of POCs.

Don't be a Ben Shapiro about this and fall for the culture war bullshit. This is a matter of class war, and we have to show solidarity.

[poetrylesbian]

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

[seobot]

[gaylor-moon]

[tlirsgender]

I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth

[tlirsgender]

And it'd be easy to think Well maybe he's just private about it because he's old, yknow. But literally at this point I think he'd be like "oh yeah I'm bi I just like marrying women" or whatever if he Was. If he was closeted he wouldn't be publically kissing Ian McKellen on the mouth. I think he just went to Shakespeare School with a bunch of queens and that's where he learned how to socialize

[overseer-picard]

I mean his book does talk about exactly this.

“I was around a lot of gay people and imitated their flamboyant mannerisms. Anyway here’s a half dozen times I nearly ruined my life because I was hypnotized by a beautiful woman.”

[charmed-n-zesty]

A subtle magic.

[mcrbois]

GERARD WAY // COUNT DRACULA

[crawfishcomic]

You don't have to draw well to justify drawing, nor do you owe the world something well-drawn; the same applies to living.

[metamaniacz]

I really needed to hear this

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[diosmaden]

hot pink bitch named debauchery....

[enchantedbook]

'Dream Animal' by Alfred Kubin, 1903.