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[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Amy Gledhill stands outdoors while Alex Horne enthusiastically tosses a bucketful of water in her face. Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, "Are you scared of water?" Amy replies, "I'm scared of cold water... because I feel like, what if it makes your heart stop?" Greg says, "Aw. And you took a bucket in the face?" Holding up his hands, Alex says, "Yeah, she did tell me to do that, but I'm slightly ashamed that I was smiling while doing it. I'm so sorry." End ID.]

[spammm]

alex finally realizing what it feels like when people do this kind of stuff to him

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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[unfunnystandup]

basically

[spammm]

normal reactions to kissing your boss in front of a live studio audience, as a joke

[jca-archive]

Takashi Yamazaki, 1986

[sombradusk]

goodness me..

[flishnyet]

Found! found. Knife! knife. Forks! forks. ANGEL! NOT YOU! s19e9 live task

[spammm]

this is what every fucking day of my life feels like

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "Hello, my handsome prince." Smiling, Alex Horne replies, "I'm a little worm. Hello, Greg." End ID.]

[3liza]

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

[cuttledreams-bugs]

I deliver a friend feel free to spread it as you please

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[tsunderrated]

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

[kim-tey]

really good content minus context - from Taskmaster Live in Chicago

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[contextfreepatentart]

[snail-esc]

for the next week, hal is dragged over and shown literally hundreds of bad dog memes. he opened this door, he did this to himself

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, May 11, 1924