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@spamton-translator
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Give me spamtons to translate I need distraction
-Mod
0N IT [[Captain Crunch]], MY tumblr NEEDED A [Resurrection 7th level necromancy] 4NYWAYS
“On it captain, my tumblr needed a resurrection anyways.”
End translation
This is an imperfect translation. Translations may not convey exactly what the Spamton is trying to say. Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations or miscommunications, or the effects of such. Use Spamton Translator at your own risk.
Give me spamtons to translate I need distraction
-Mod
is the pipises (pipi? pipis'? idk) your kids??
[PIPIS]
“Pipis”
End translation
I goon to queens feet pics but no one will ever know because this post has no tags
Berdly what the fuck
[[Nerds Candy]] WH4T THE [[$!?!]]
[[chicken nuggets]] wh4t th3 [[$@$%$@]]?!
1salesmanyear-1997:
“BERDLY WHAT THE FUCK”
End translation
Bigshot-offical:
“Berdly what the fuck!?”
End translation
Berdly what the fuck??
This is an imperfect translation. Translations may not convey exactly what the Spamton is trying to say. Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations or miscommunications, or the effects of such. Use Spamton Translator at your own risk.
Attempt two of asking for Battat kicking the shit out of Spamton like the garbage scum he is.
@spamtonhater1997
Here you go lol
Ow ow ow 0w ⁰w øw oŵ 0₩ o₩ owow 0w œ₩
@spamton-translator can you help with this? I really don't get what he's saying
“Yay yay yay yay I really like this yay yay yay yay fun yay yay yay” and so on
End translation
I love it so much-
thank you-
No problem! I’m gonna do more later I’m just baking something right now
I scrolled through the blog a bit and it’s very fun! You’re doing awesome
*HHEY THERE YOU LITTLE BITCH
*DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY?!?????????
-@poker-poke
* W3LCOM B4 CK! * [valued customer]!!!! * WWWHHY NOT BU7 A BRWANDD NEW [hyperlink blocked] FOR [1997] KROMER!!
* TH3 [smoothy] W4Y PL34ASE
*IM NOT HERE TO BUY YOUR GARBAGE YOU ASSHOLE
*...
*look just give me my money back and ill leave, okay???
* 4H AH AH! [no refunds issued]!! * TH3 KROMER WAS DELICIS. * DID Y0U HAVE AN YMOR3?
*YOU FUCKING ATE IT??????
*ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*I-
(Poke decides to charge at Spamton with her hammer.)
* T4HT’S A [bad purchase]!! * P1PIS GO!
* W0ULD YUO LIK3 TO BU7 A [shiny brand new] HAMM3R? * [for the low low price of [IT BURNS UT BURNS]]?
*OUW- FUCK
*A 3????
*I DONT WANT A NEW HAMMER YOU-
*WHAT???????
*ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE???
* [yes to the dress]. * W0ULD YUO LIK3 TO BU7 A [new, never worn] INSANITY [for the low low price of [trade]]?
*YES??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES???
*AND NO I DONT WANT TO GO FUCKING INSANE
(she attempts to tackle spamton)
* HHAHAHH4AHAH4ANraharahejhHWHDHAHAYAJ[ITBURNS]
* C4LL M3 WHEN [amateur hour] 1S OVER!! * TR7 AGAIN!
*OUCH FUCK
*1??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
(they notice her health is low)
*i uhh hahha gotta go-
* TH3 [true victor] W1NS AG4IN!!
Initial answer to ask:
“WELCOME BACK VALUED CUSTOMER!”
WHY NOT BUY A BRAND NEW [INFORMATION UNAVAILABLE] FOR 1,997 KROMER?
THE EASY WAY PLEASE”
End translation
First Spamton reblog:
“HAHAHA NO REFUNDS!!
THE KROMER WAS DELICIOUS
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE?”
End translation
Second:
“THATS A BAD IDEA!!
PIPIS GO!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A NEW HAMMER FOR THE LOW PRICE OF PAIN?”
End translation
Third:
“Yes.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A NEW INSANITY AS A TRADE?”
End translation
Fourth:
“[Insert insane laughing here]
CALL ME WHEN AMATEUR HOUR IS OVER
TRY AGAIN!!”
End translation
Fifth:
“THE TRUE VICTOR WINS AGAIN!”
End translation
This is an imperfect translation. Translations may not convey exactly what the Spamton is trying to say. Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations or miscommunications, or the effects of such. Use Spamton Translator at your own risk.
y’know I’m curious about how you’ll interpret my Scramton-
he’s a lot more insane and incomprehensible!
he’s currently on a joint blog with Tenna (unwillingly)
so before there’s too many of his posts,,
@say-it-with-him-folks
please?
I love the idea of this blog a lot-
I’ll get right on it!
so do we have to like tag you in a specific thread, or can we like
send you to a Spamton and let you pick what should be translated first
You can do either! If you have a specific thread/post that you want translated then tag me in that. Or if you just want to see a certain blog then you can send me to them
Keep in mind that long posts may take longer to translate than shorter ones
I read every "end translation" the same way Henry says connection terminated in fnaf pizza sim
That is exactly how I wanted it to be you understand me
Experimental sketches
[[Cathode]] can [[shrink wrap]]
H3's being dr4mati€ and n0t sleeping in hi5 ßed [[Correct_buzzer.mp3]]
“Tenna can shrink
He’s being dramatic and not sleeping in his bed correctly”
End translation
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HEY HE. Y
[[tumblr]]] US3RS
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED [[Sweet sweet]] [[freedom sauce]] ??
LIFE IS DOWN THE [[Drain]][[Drain]]??????
THeN YOU NEED SPAMTON
SPAMTON G SPAMTON BRAND [[Digital therapist]]©®™
HE WILL LISTEN TO Y OU WHEN YOU NEED
Can anybody hear me? Help...
TAKE IT FROM [Me myself and I] AFTER THIS YOU WON'T NEED [Jokers] OR [[My closest friend]]
YOU WON'T EVEN NEED
Mike?
“HEY HEY!
TUMBLR USERS,
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SWEET FREEDOM?
LIFE IS DOWN THE DRAIN?
THEN YOU NEED A SPAMTON G SPAMTON BRAND DIGITAL THERAPIST™!
WE’LL LISTEN WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HEAR YOU.
TAKE IT FROM ME, AFTER THIS YOU WONT NEED JOKES OR FRIENDS, YOU WONT EVEN NEED MIKE!”
End translation
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Ever find yourself stuck in this situation?
You’re casually chatting to a Spamton about business deals, dead relationships, and the thought of freedom, but you can’t understand a single sentence because of those darn pop-ups?
Just use Spamton Translator!
Translates all of Spamton’s words from add to English!
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Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations, misunderstandings, mistakes, or misdemeanors. All of Spamton’s words are his own, inappropriate language may be present. Translate at your own risk.
[[Call now!]] F0r ₩hen you ne3d [[spam emails]] [[Google translate]]
Oh hey spamton.
He¥ light ner!
How's the freedom thing been going?
[[Heartshapedobject]] sti1l ne3ded
Okay. Hold on a sec.
*they plunge their hand into their chest, as if trying to rip out their own heart*
What th3 [[@#!$^]]
“What the fuck”
End translation
This is an imperfect translation. Translations may not convey exactly what the Spamton is trying to say. Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations or miscommunications, or the effects of such. Use Spamton Translator at your own risk.
Ever find yourself stuck in this situation?
You’re casually chatting to a Spamton about business deals, dead relationships, and the thought of freedom, but you can’t understand a single sentence because of those darn pop-ups?
Just use Spamton Translator!
Translates all of Spamton’s words from add to English!
Try Spamton Translator today!!
Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations, misunderstandings, mistakes, or misdemeanors. All of Spamton’s words are his own, inappropriate language may be present. Translate at your own risk.
[[Call now!]] F0r ₩hen you ne3d [[spam emails]] [[Google translate]]
Oh hey spamton.
He¥ light ner!
How's the freedom thing been going?
[[Heartshapedobject]] sti1l ne3ded
“Soul still needed”
End translation
This is an imperfect translation. Translations may not convey exactly what the Spamton is trying to say. Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations or miscommunications, or the effects of such. Use Spamton Translator at your own risk.
Ever find yourself stuck in this situation?
You’re casually chatting to a Spamton about business deals, dead relationships, and the thought of freedom, but you can’t understand a single sentence because of those darn pop-ups?
Just use Spamton Translator!
Translates all of Spamton’s words from add to English!
Try Spamton Translator today!!
Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations, misunderstandings, mistakes, or misdemeanors. All of Spamton’s words are his own, inappropriate language may be present. Translate at your own risk.
[[Call now!]] F0r ₩hen you ne3d [[spam emails]] [[Google translate]]
“Call now! For when you need spamton translation”
End translation
I don’t know if that’s exactly what you said but it’s understandable enough
This is an imperfect translation. Translations may not convey exactly what the Spamton is trying to say. Spamton Translator is not liable for any mistranslations or miscommunications, or the effects of such. Use Spamton Translator at your own risk.
i have a lot of shitty gimmick blog ideas i know i can never run but i need them to desperately exist, thus i'm slowly making a list as they come to me
spamtonifier. Spamton-speechs your blog
(if this got popular it could be reblogged once by elvis, thus spawning spamvis)
idk if this one counts, as 1 already exists but is dead for a little while now (iwonderwhythatis.... *cough cough*) but Generic Anime Protagonist gimmick blog. They could get into an anime battle with other gimmick blogs, we could have an isekai tumblr anime, the possibilities are endless!
contemplates-your-blog. it came to me in a dream (literally), idk what it'd do
adds Tenna quips to your post, randomly. Idk why 2 of these are deltarune, i've never played it
i made a draft of this in august and they've very slowly been coming to me, so i add them. if anyone else has more ideas please share them
I am the opposite of a Spamtonifire and I’m already predicting that if one is created, people will make enemies to lovers out of it
I know this fandom
